It looks like it fucking stinks. Like a sharp, unpleasant odor that has everyone wrinkling their noses.

This Duck Dynasty stuff reminds me of the Hank Williams Jr. debacle. Monday Night Football was sick of paying him through the nose for singing their promos every week, and then they suddenly discovered the fact that he's a big dumb hick that says offensive things. I don't think A&E engineered it the same way Fox…

Feels bad, man.

Well, she had reasons she had to associate personally and professionally with scumbag Terry, not like everybody else who I guess was operating in a vacuum when they did business with the R.

Maybe you're just hiding it from the maid?

Yeah, it comes across as pretty smug, so there's this initial moment where you process exactly what you find so off-putting. For me, it's the idea that shared custody is dumb and for losers who aren't KW. The people I know who do it, men and women, actually quite like taking a little break from all the day-in…

Throw in some bee-stung lips, lengthen the torso, add a little bit of leg. . .

Bam! Ripped from the headlines!

She's all wide-eyed and scared. Her husband, Jerkface #1, is safe because his name isn't on any incriminating documents, and he's spitting mad and shouting about how this is a violation of international law. Munch and Ice-T share some ironic comments as they stuff her in the back of a patrol car.

On these charges, she was arrested last Thursday outside of her children's school.

All aboard! Whoo whoo!

I just like the idea that Hollywood is such a bizarro world reality that if you aren't careful, you'll slip up and lose a ton of weight.

Whatever little bag she's carrying always gets some serious side eye from me now.

Love bird nerd documentaries!

Here's a fun fact — back when she was Marilyn Manson's side piece, he famously gifted her with Eva Braun's handbag.

Yep, there she goes sticking her tongue out as well.

It's all about the right look for the right lady.

Are you sure this isn't about Kim's upcoming musical career?