I like Kanye's music and his public persona amuses me, but a bad live show is just plain bad. Maybe if the rant was truly epic you could justify it as getting your money's worth.

He and Mike Myers were on an NBC telethon for Hurricane Katrina when he ventured the opinion that the suffering and devastation was aggravated because "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Mike Myers' total "oh, shit" face and stuttering attempt to move things back onto the script truly make it a classic.

I just love the fact that out of all the people who hated Bush and talked mad shit about him, no one else would actually dare to be inappropriate and speak their mind when they had the mouthpiece and the opportunity.

He started with the glasses, then made them big enough to cover his entire head.

You have to take the bad with the good with Kanye. His mouth has no filter, but sometimes it's magic.

Faxing a photocopy of your butt was the original sext.

The funny thing is that Taco's complete lack of talent and intelligence is a running joke within Odd Future. Like, you could at least have an argument about Tyler the Creator, but this is the guy that the rest of them consider an untutored moron. Absolute lowest common denominator.

I didn't know that Future and Ciara were an item. I was actually kind of disappointed when I saw a video of his — with his goofy vocal stylings I was hoping they were bringing back the Biz Markie, don't give a fuck, caterwauling deliberately uncool rapper. Instead, he's a fashion plate that clearly takes great pains…

What a great movie. You should practice the fist through the door ball crusher attack next.

Well, I think she's probably pretty embarrassed by both her previous marriages, so part of this wedding will be pretending the other ones never happened. I wonder if everyone still gets misty thinking about Robert Kardashian looking down on his little girl getting married, or if they figure that his spirit is pretty…

I never gave the Hump much credit for smarts, but he seems to have played this one beautifully. All other fameballs should take note.

Saving lives, one soul patch at a time.

I was thinking that the staff at this particular Barneys might have a direct line to the fraud squad and tip them off when anything looks suspicious. That actually sounds like a good idea, and maybe that store sees a lot of theft, and maybe that arrangement helps them catch a lot of actual crooks. It also…

I also enjoy the Pinterest fail aspect.

Think I'm going to start rocking this, right after I get my scalp tattooed.

Yeah, and it only grants cursed wishes.

Yeah, there's some level of bad behavior where you're like my god, if she'll do that, then she's capable of anything. It has to be really annoying for her entourage too when she calls the cops for no reason and they either have to ditch their expensive drugs or sweat it out with a baggie in their back pocket.

I wonder if they'll do it like an awards show and lure in high profile attendees with swag bags.