I figured that the story is out because the venue finally had enough of her antics and told her to kick rocks. They don't care about keeping her happy anymore, they wanted some publicity, and sounds like she was so unpleasant that they felt some motivation to trash her publicly.

Lohan, scared that news of her late-night antics would leak, had two pals return the next day to smooth things over with Sing Sing staff. One employee confirmed that Lohan, now living in SoHo, has become a regular at the joint.

You know what? I think I'm a convert, Kanye —I love those damned masks! They are fucking awesome, and I would LOVE to put them on and run around like a crazy person. Crazy masks forever!

Watching the way this story has blown up has been pretty illuminating. I was surprised by the level of attention it's received, though in retrospect I really shouldn't have been.

Better if they had kept them imprisoned behind glass on the club level, like they did with the Crazy Crab.

At least she didn't completely lose track and trail off, like "the sisterhood of . . . traveling pants?"

As a Giants fan, not happy about this, not least because he could only rent the damn ballpark since they didn't make the playoffs this year.

Velvet worm.

Could actually be him! Too perfect — Kanye West and West Hollywood Jesus

Absolutely. There are numerous much more awful ones to choose from.

Part of my issue is that I'm not particularly interested in hearing anything from 16 year old anybody. No piano prodigies, no opera stars, and no pop singers.

♪ LIKE A WREKKKKINNGG BAAAWWWLLL ♪

Written on the underside of the seat.

GREAT TITS. A++++

Beau Paul Smart's light-skinned and ethnically Cuban. I assume that if we saw a picture of him with his extended family or his friends when he was growing up, the nickname would make more sense.

Massive? The sort of words that spring to mind are more like "tasteful" and "extremely well done." The kind of nip and tuck you get on a mountaintop clinic in Geneva, not from Dr. 90210 who'll also bleach your asshole while he's at it. Only the best.

They claimed that all meat was donated, which is logical, considering that their only interest was in taking trophies. Still bullshit though.

BAY AREA!