Especially impressive of him to win the award two years running.

Feeling much relieved for that story not being accurate.

Now if they were majorly sucking face and PDA-ing in the wedding photos I might actually be more likely to call their sexual compatibility into question.

I just did some research, consisting of watching the video "HOLLY MADISON BIG BUTT" on YouTube, and I have to say that your criticism is not entirely justified.

He wasn't found to have instigated anything. Halle ended up paying him a shit ton of money and dropping all her ridiculous lawsuits in exchange for him not pressing charges, so draw your own conclusions.

Yeah! I didn't even notice the little people jitterbugging up there.

Damn, that is some awkward physical contact in that wedding photo. I don't know what to read into the remote body language and the elbow pinch.

Was that Sinead O'Connor in the audience passing out some more helpful advice?

Is that like the do-it-yourself marker disguise for burglary?

Yeah, that's my concern. If it looks realistic and actually fools people I might be tempted, but there's no way to fool the person you're banging. I don't think I could handle having that particular elephant in the room.

Wow, so thoughtful and caring for her to promise that when she triumphantly pays a visit to Miley in the booby hatch, she'll refrain from laughing in her face and mocking her. Because she's better than that.

No hate from me. Except for that Terry Richardson shoot where he referred to him as "the Don." No need to be that flattering.

His music is actually pretty good. I like it. I always got the impression that he was particularly hungry for mainstream fame and fortune, so it's been funny to see him going Hollywood in a major way.

Her public attempt to call down mental illness as a curse on the pop star she's beefing with seems so completely inappropriate, plus it totally undermines her entire argument.

He looks like a confused temp they just rushed into a costume and in front of a camera. He has no idea what he's doing, or what was in the model release form he just signed.

Is he talking about getting the Dream Catcher costume for a preexisting wife, or just taking the model as his bride, caveman style?

Or shit, I don't know, actually crack the damn book since you really don't have anything better to do. If she wanted to get away with the lie, she should have been interviewed by Wolf Blitzer. He would have let a meatball like that one float right on by.

I remember she told Larry that she spent the whole time reading the Bible. He asked her to mention one passage that she found inspiring and she drew a total blank.

Yeah, I thought Joe would have learned his lesson from the last squinty uproar.