I wonder about this with traditional Saudi guys wearing the thobe. How are they always so immaculate? It's like here, take a big old bite of this sloppy Carl's Jr. burger.

I was worried that the whole back was going to be Voldemort's face AND I WAS RIGHT.

I think the wig and earrings may also be playing a role.

Snooki qualifies by birth, right? Maybe we can combine Dirtbag items and kill two birds with one stone.

Very interesting how the transformation goes from slender man to powerfully built woman. His features seem much larger as well.

This police caution stuff is pretty interesting. Apparently, you choose whether or not to accept it, and it doesn't stick unless you do. Agreeing to the caution's the smart thing though, since it removes the specter of prosecution and punishment for the offense. I think the only court case it might affect would be…

I imagine they just play that Kanye song "Love Lockdown" a lot. Sounds kind of shitty.

I think for the debut she's going to rub them on something. Maybe a scale model of Mt. Rushmore while dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Hopefully, anything that doesn't involve old Doug being in the picture.

Maybe Saatchi ought to give Dominique Strauss-Kahn a call. They can shoot the shit, complain about how unfair it was that their odious behavior was publicly exposed, and console themselves with the fact that they escaped the criminal justice system. DSK can give him advice about dodging rotten tomatoes, being booed…

Cannot fucking believe. This Saatchi guy got profiled in the New Yorker a while ago, and the whole thing was about how charming and perfect and wonderful they are together. Jesus.

I bet he plays ball at BYU or Oral Roberts, just like dad, and the very tall girl next to him is probably his sister. I assume it wouldn't be very difficult to pick that family out of the crowd at the anti-choice rally.

I see it!

I was thinking the same thing. I think they did them to be deliberately reminiscent of bulletproof vests, back before that whole deal became kind of an embarrassment for Fiddy.

The problem with simultaneously sucking in your gut and inflating your chest with air is that it makes your eyes bulge and gives you a startled appearance.

Thanks for the link. I was wondering if she simply wasn't in control of her own courtroom, but it seems as though the bailiffs were just following the standard of arrogance, cruelty, and unprofessionalism she had already established.

I don't necessarily think that that particular lady is telling the truth, but try to tell me that Yeezus himself has been staying 100% faithful to KK, and it's like COME ON.

It really sucks too, because you definitely expect something good from an eccentric multimillionaire when Christmas rolls around. Instead, homemade gifts. Gah.

Lighten up. Reducing your stress levels will increase your 'gevity.

I think I prefer this style of photomanipulation anyway.