A college friend posted pics to his Facebook of him and another friend of his who I hated with a passion yesterday. I only thing that kept me from punching a kitten was seeing that the hated friend had a joint FB account with is wife.
I find myself pitying him now.

Still laughing at the thought.

Or maybe he was really, really vain.

I can’t think of many things that would be more terrifying to find in my coffee than clowns.

And you win! Thank you for playing, everyone. We've got some lovely parting gifts for you.

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

No, it’s clowns. She’s singing it as clear as Pat Benatar sang ‘Hit me with your pet shark’.

It’s not clouds? I always thought it was clouds.

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

Are you sure it was a group of customers and not a group of sharks posing as humans? That’s the only way I could excuse this.

YES YES on the ginger/brown mascara issue. People are always talking about super awesome prestige mascara and I wonder how awesome it can possibly be if they only make it in black.

That’s un-’murican

I relaunched my LinkedIn profile, and started noticing this as well: Randos who have no business interest. And it reflects real life as well. I’m trying to make a serious career move that requires networking with men and women in my field. I find it’s much easier to network with women than with straight men. For…

This bothered me when I read it in her book, because I think that if you have some power to change sexism/racism you should do so, even if it’s not standing directly in your way, because lots of women for whom that person might be in the way aren’t in a position to complain or change it. But maybe that’s somewhat…

All of this is on my recording queue so damn fast. I can’t even tell y’all how much I love Nicole Byer. Good job, MTV. I just hope they don’t fuck it up, because if they do I’ll have a meltdown.

I love Nicole Byer

Nobody cares about your boner though...