Check dude’s profile on LinkedIn - he doesn’t tend to stick around long in any position, so I doubt he’ll be back at Hanna Andersson.

Nice that he used the “creepy vampire” stencil.  Totally on-brand.

Don’t forget the income tax she avoids on the rent she’s not paying.  If that were coming from her own paycheck, figure another 8-10% paid to taxes. 

Reporter’s husband gets sexy pic from woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter finds out, gets copy of sexy pic of woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter uses the NY effen Times to call woman-husband-is-cheating-with fat with ugly vag.

Yeah, maybe hypocrites don’t get to cry about violations of their privacy while they’re actively trying to violate other people’s bodily autonomy.  

This has been percolating in my head for a while, but now seems like the time to let it out. We know that conservative, republican, christian women have abortions, and it’s time to start naming and shaming them. Not shaming them for having abortions; shaming them for supporting an idealogy that removes body autonomy…

Not high heat aka ultra pasteurized milk, no. The stuff you buy in the carton for $3.49 a half-gallon is almost certainly High Heat pasteurized.

Yes, homogenized or regular/traditional pasteurized milk will make cheese. Most North American milk is High Heat Pasteurized (aka Ultra Heat Pasteurized or Ultra Pasteurized) and that breaks down the milk proteins and won’t bind into a proper curd.* If the date on your milk carton is more than about 2 weeks in the…

High heat pasteurization (how most commercial milk available in the U.S. is treated) breaks down the milk proteins so that they will not form cheese. If you’re trying to make cheese like Floppy Moppet above, you can’t do that with HHP milk. Homogenized milk will make cheese, but cheese is best made with raw milk. Aged…

Kenny G may not play jazz now, but he used to play some mean funk with a Seattle band called Cold, Bold and Together. Google & listen.

Elissa Washuta’s list is awesome, and first on the list, Bad Indians by Deborah Miranda, is a great awesome book that I can’t recommend more highly.

Sure, looks 16 in a still photo or at a bare glance. Not “looks, acts, communicates and behaves as if 16.” I’m going to assume the 29 year old didn’t assault a polaroid and I am sure there were plenty of indicators that she was much younger than 16.

I have loved Diane Lane since A Little Romance. Look it up kids.

I would suggest working at a day care, but you’ll be underpaid and exposed to *other* bodily fluids.

You are in luck - Amazon Prime will soon air Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams, a 10-part anthology based on Dick’s writings. It looks good - check Google for a trailer.

My friend had to go on birth control to get Accutane to clear her skin up before her wedding - at age 35 - even though her husband had a vasectomy.

Wait a god damned minute. I thought I made up “Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white man.” Where did we read/hear this from?

I’d take it all, but the back-to-back sofas confuse me.

Wait, are you suggesting that their actions are rooted in male entitlement and not religion? Quelle horreur!

I swear I had a Ken with removable beard stickers back in the 70s. Any Jezzies able to corroborate?