Seriously? Are you that fucking stupid or you just like playing stupid? The country is FUCKED. The broadcast media, print media, social media do NOT have a specific Dem, Independent, or Republican lane they stick in. The goddamned fucking Republicans are bragging about their influence enough so that Donna Brazile…

Hang on, gotta fix my weave. It's crooked.

Hahaha I took today off because I knew I'd be exhausted after the Sanders rally lastnight and I happen to be watching the finale right now. What a mess. 

Ellie, you are right about this and all things. I hate fake redheads. You know a girl with red hair is not a real redhead when she defines 99% of her personality on it. She will proclaim what a fucking firecracker she is with a mean streak, all because she poured a bottle of cheap drugstore dye on her pathetic scalp,…

Morality and legality are two separate things. Are you really an adult in 2019 and don’t understand this? Apologies if you’re actually 14.

Sure, it’s gone on for a long time. Sure, we all know the wealthy often bypass the system. But, there’s not a student (or alum) of one of these schools who isn’t a bit concerned about wearing their college sweatshirt off campus right now. 

Try new Crystal Pope. Ave color vini Claris, ave sapor sine pari!

Funny how the hammer came down on an Asian-American fraternity when all of these white boys are out here violating the rules of their colleges and fraternities left and right.

i think you know that weren’t a answer.

But she didn’t touch her wine! As if the Surgeon/Wizard General advised against it back then, too (but leeching, still plenty of leeching!). At least the girls at her Ye Olde Cheesecake Factory Happy Hour will be excited when she turns down her usual Dragon’s Blood White Zinfandel... “My liege, are you...…

Goddess grant me the confidence and hubris of a completely, mediocre white dude.

This. Pregnant women are in higher danger of murder, infidelity, and abandonment by their male partners. Fuck their partners’ feefs. I’m in a real take no prisoners mood today.

pssssst: does your partner have a family name he likes for the baby’s first name that you don’t hate? If so, maybe give baby your last name and his family first name?

Maybe she can roll you off the couch and have you join her.

They’re tired of the bullshit, the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Eleven hundred men went into the water, 316 came out. Mary Lee took the rest!

Of course she’s not dead.

My people were forced to speak English, we did not appropriate it. Just stop

Idk about atheist and feminist, but you’re definitely a troll.