I LOVE Reality Bites. It's the love I hold in amber and don't wish to revisit, lest it shatter.

These women and men would ask that you respect their self-chosen identity and not paper it over. Please and thank you.

I cannot think of anyone less appropriate to play Dolly than Scarlett Johansson. I just want Casey Wilson to reprise her Drunk History version of Dolly for two hours. That would be wonderful.

If I ever get to have a dinner party with Ina, I will probably cry and then tattoo a montage of the evening across my back.

#copsdontvalueblacklives

UGHH this happened to me while traveling alone. I had a couple of days I was going to be alone in Berlin while meeting up with friends, and there was a restaurant I was dying to try. (My friends are vegetarians/gluten free/etc. so waiting for them was a no-no.) When I made reservations for one, the hostess was like…

Reading the local paper in a booth by myself is my favorite part of travelling around the United States. Don't worry servers, I tip well.

I'm having a me party, a party by myself

I hate host/esses who try to seat me at the bar because I'm a party of one. No, I don't want to endure conversation with the bartender and the dude 2 stools over. I want a regular table and some peace. It's one thing if the restaurant is packed, but if there are plenty of empty tables, give me a table.

She is responsible for this child being created. As a mom by adoption, I can assure you motherhood is not limited to biology. If Sherry had no emotional investment in this child, she should not have been party to the surrogacy in any way. Did her husband hire a surrogate without her knowledge? If she is worried about…

It's becoming especially popular in the South, amongst drone-again Christians.

Yes, we are completely unaware and didn't realize the most basic of contraceptive options available over the counter existed for our use until one brave rando on the internet brought it up. Thank you, you've changed EVERYTHING.

Never enough!

Thanks! You and DisplayNameJr.the3rd are really rocking the usernames.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR MAMA/WIFE/FAVORITE RESTAURANT BLUE CHEESE'D YOUR BURGER! I'M MAKING LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE YOU HELPLESS TURD!!!

I wouldn't mind a burger with blue cheese on it, but I have no idea how much to put on there. PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ON THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLUE CHEESE THAT I LIKE ON MY BURGER OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!

I need to know if Blue Cheese man was at least a good tipper. And if the "dining companion" was ever a date, because eeewwwwwww. The only thing grosser than watching a guy eating that much blue cheese is imagining kissing a guy who had eaten that much blue cheese.

Because the parents' desire for an abortion is in direct conflict with the surrogate's right to bodily autonomy.

No Hispanics hired at a place called "Taco Bell." Yeah that seems reasonable.

Because maybe, just maybe, the government decided you made enough money to not warrant welfare? But of course, you're a victim too though. Those damn illegals, right?