You might remember swaggering, misogynist evangedouche/human Affliction tee Mark Driscoll from being terrible on…
"Ethnic plastic surgery"—the practice of altering physical features supposedly typical of your race, to either erase…
trade sacrifice for slaughter and it'll be perfec
She looks 100% Kazakh....not everything is about white people ffs, white people don't have the monopoly on any of her features.
I've heard it my entire career so I generally ignore it. These people are not paying my bills and it's impossible to argue with an idiot. It's like trying to talk a rock into having sex with you. Waste of time. Rocks ain't got no genitals.
I feel like I need to share this because it might make everyone feel better.
He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.
I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be very happy to hear about this...
It was the knock on the door that woke me up. The empty bottle of bourbon on my desk and the blurred vision the left hook and right jab of the combination that told me that my night at Goldie's hadn't ended with just the one drink. I wasn't usually this much of a mess, sleeping in my office was more of a special…
you're typing.
How have we not yet talked about Jessica William's segment on the Daily Show about black women's hair last night?
Oh, Cosmo is always telling us to rub scrunchies/ice cubes/raw jumbo shrimp on penises.
YOU'RE FROM MTV'S DIARY NOT CRIBS
Rape still isn't funny, even when it's prison rape.
Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever and can you please let me motorboat you?
"In my mind, I am a young Southern politician. I go up to each person who looks at all interesting and say something like, "Hi, I'm George Wallace and if there's anything I can do for you here in Clio, Alabama, just let me know."
ALREADY ON THE SCHEDULE
Psych! And you know you didn't read it only once!