I woke up one morning and decided I wanted to get a Ph.D. in math. Why doesn't everyone?

mmm what a great way to talk about a woman with political viewpoints by immediately referencing anything she does to her relationship with her male significant other.

jesus christ you're dumb as fuck don't talk to me

You know, let them get their sad life. The only kind of trolls I don't mess with are the faux inquisitive comments, trying to start shit by framing their ignorance in an inflammatory question. I like my bigots to keep it real so I know exactly where they stand and exactly how to tell them to fuck off.

I should show you the powerpoint story book I made for a friend in NYC after Hurricane Sandy.

DUDE. Did you just #Benghazi me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you straight up kidding me right now? Are you just having a good troll or what?

Well, duh...the obvious answer to the Sherrif's question was "..because Jerry was carrying me..."

Here's my concept for a real lady restaurant, using ideas I gained from seeing advertisements. It would look like a 1984 Laura Ashley catalog and serve cups of soy cappuccino foam and tiny bowls of non-fat yogurt with exactly three blueberries on top. Beautiful salads (non-fat dressing on the side) would be the…

My point is that this wouldn't happen in 2014 in a community with a significant Jewish population, and the fact that there's a distinction IS UNACCEPTABLE. It shows how privilege and ignorance can lead directly to dehumanization/callousness/othering.

On the one hand I can see the point in the assignment but on the other wouldn't it be better to do it on something that was actually made up? The holocaust happened, there was evidence and survivors and everything. Why don't they do it on WMDs in Iraq?

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

I love Audrey Hepburn. She got me through a divorce when I was pretty young. I sat on the couch and waited for any of her movies to come on AMC. Sabrina gave me hope that not all men are insensitive assholes.

Where it develops is irrelevant? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, you take it and let it grow in a shoe box then.

Nope. It's also her fetus and it's entire existence is solely dependent on the woman, as the fetus is parasitic. The man incurs no risk. And I have biology and the Supreme Court on my side.

Horrible is forcing a woman to be an unwilling incubator. A man can have as many children as he wants, provided he can conceive, carry and birth them himself. A woman's body and everything contained therein are hers.

This is all okay. According to whitey germanbritish white persons, they all are like 0.00000000003 Cherokee so its totes okay!