Serious answer: politicians are the same stupid, but smart phones and social media mean that we see/hear more of their stupid.

I was a young women in the middle of the grunge zeitgeist of the 90s, and that is the single worst song of that era.

Fedora removal could be an Enchantment card in MTG.

The testimony of his accusers should be enough to support charges of assault. Not picking on you, but I keep hearing/reading comments that amount to "he can't be convicted because there's no evidence." Testimony is evidence.

Imagine it in the context of any other crime. "I couldn't have robbed that bank. See, here's surveillance footage of me going into a bank once and not robbing it."

Isn't immunity essentially akin to a plea deal here? Can't do that without opportunity to seek advice of counsel, right?

Boiled down to its essentials, that choice was: "full immunity, or call the lawyer you desire," but not both.

I never understood this, that the prosecutors didn't expect that that she would be smart. She landed an internship at the f'ing White House, not the Waffle House. Team Monica 4ever.

I was spanked and also subjected to the "we're very disappointed in you" approach. The latter worked loads better than the former. I am also neither homeless or dog-owning.

Maybe they can set up the Jumbotron in the basement of the Alamo.

PS I love you.

This happened a few times when I was a server and thank you.

You've probably done this already but just-in-case: go see a fertility specialist now and have all the fertility tests done that they recommend. Fertility testing is diagnostic, so is often covered by your health insurance even if fertility treatment is not. Knowing how long you can keep trying without intervention is…

Lord Gygax, I shall roll my polyhedral dice in service of the Crown.

Am I the only one who reads "Engagement Chicken" like "Easter Bunny" and imagines a Chicken in a top hat & tails, carrying a blue Tiffany box?

Or a pinata full of condoms and plan b and pocket-sized liquor bottles. Go do that, young ones.

I've heard it (and many drugs) have a true shelf-life of three years. So, maybe just buy one pack a year and you'll always have a freshy on hand. If I were in my 20s, I'd probably buy a box of 20 and put a fresh pack in my friends' birthday cards.

"and he's a senior" clinches it for me.

What the hell? She and Nora Dunn were so funny as the Sweeney Sisters. Probably my mom's favorite skit.

I was about to say that there's one of those guys in every law school class, but I think there were at least seven or eight in my class.