Makes me want to dig around under the bed for Grandma's button box. Also reminds me of one of artist Nick Cave's sound suits.

What is it about Tweens and Teens and murder? I musta watched the Elm Street and Friday the 13th movies at every sleepover when I was that age; they terrified me and I ate it up.

That was adorable.

Mine too. He's super tall, and also super responsible for reassigning the priest who did my first communion after he was accused of molesting multiple children. See, Deliver Us from Evil (2006 documentary).

Fundamental to all the legal questions polygamy raises is, what is the relationship between the non-romantically-joined spouses? Using the Browns as an example, if he were able to legally marry each of his four wives, what are the wives' legal relationships among themselves? Can one wife bind the others under…

Off topic, but if you watch The Bachelor, do follow Weiner's live-tweeting of each episode. She's hilarious.

Off topic, but if you watch The Bachelor, do follow Weiner's live-tweeting of each episode. She's hilarious.

Or Hell's Belles, Seattle's premier all-girl AC/DC tribute band.

Arabian horse? Wake me when she gets a magical unicorn. A magical one.

Plus her "WTH, I give up" shoulder shrug.

I was 16 when I saw Liquid Sky and I'm still not all right.

But not child-appropriate. A little boy is ignored by his parents and taken from his prior nanny, never to see her again. Just because there's no explicit sex or bloody murder doesn't make it appropriate for kids.

Please remind me because my age-befuddled mind can't remember - what was Auel's euphemism for peen in those books? The "woman-maker" - something like that?

Also for the man who brought his five kids (all under the age of 6, one looked to be a cousin or neighbor) to the Nanny Diaries. Okay, I get that the Nanny Diaries isn't a violet bloodbath, but it deals with abandonment, neglect and other adult themes. When I turned to him in the ticket line and suggested a kids…

Catherine Giudici, winner of last year's Bachelor, is half Filipino, but yeah, non-white contestants don't last very long.

Seattle's plastic bag ban has not resulted in increased dog poop, at least in my mixed-income neighborhood.

The hostility in the "do do do dos" is perfect.

Or come sit by me. Not that I'm tiny - I am terribly average in all things - but I don't care if your butt squishes up next to mine and I'll let you share the tray table and I'll hold your laptop when you need to get up to use the bathroom. Flying stresses me out and I find that (gasp!) being nice to others distracts…

"You might be a lapsed Catholic or a crummy Catholic . . ." I prefer "recovering Catholic."

I hope one of Seattle's non-religious private schools, like SAAS or the Northwest School, snap him up.