So long as the Catholic Church takes their money and counts them as members, those a la carte Catholics are Catholics.

Maria Semple is the best.

My theory is that they think they're so smart that they can outsmart the Daily Show. Like, "those other GOP/Tea Party dolts only looked like soulless idiots because they aren't as smart as me."

So racist that the Quileute tribe paired with the local museum of natural history and culture to "debunk" the portrayal of Native people in the film.

I read the Gawker article about this and (whatwasIthinking?!) read some of the comments, one of which was essentially "huh huh, bet they won't write about this on Jezebel." So there.

I make a few aged raw milk cheeses and there is a huge difference in taste between those and the pasteurized milk versions. But, I warn my guests before I serve it and don't serve it to kids and pregnant women. And I know and trust my raw milk dairy. There are risks in so many foods - I don't know whether my friends…

I would bankroll a remake of Tootsie, starring Franco as the title character, with Kerry Washington replacing Jessica Lange, JLaw in Teri Garr's role, Morgan Freeman as the dad (Charles Durning) and with Dabney Coleman reprising his role.

Love this, stealing it.

Women, and women of color especially, are judges more harshly than men, and white men especially. So, when "not ready"is given as the excuse, but white men have been brought onto the show when "not ready" that gets side-eye from me.

That any Black women performers "just weren't ready" is such a bullshit excuse. Jimmy Fallon couldn't get through a sketch without breaking up during the whole time he was on the show. Most of the first-year people won't do more than play background characters for the first season they're on.

Yes, but the discussion makes me think of the consistent talk about how movies are male-oriented and male-dominant because men won't watch women-driven films, but then television, while not woman-dominated, has so many more women-lead shows. My guy will rarely suggest we see a "chick flick" (ugh, hate that name) but…

I have friends that are the King and queen of awkward holiday photos. Their joke photos constantly appear on lists of worst photos as if they were serious which is the best part of the joke.

Can I go off-topic here to exclaim about the use of "womb" in place of "uterus"? (Steps up onto soapbox.). Why is it that I have a uterus 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, until there is a zygote or embryo or fetus within its vicinity and then poof it magically turns into a womb? Isn't this a way to…

Absolutely, but also extremely irresponsible to use your position of trust to make someone believe they are the victim of some horrible abuse when you are literally making up the whole thing and have no medical/psychological/social work training to actually recognize the signs of sexual abuse IRL. Ugh! I hate this guy…

We need a PSA with celebrities telling men that when they're "Ina dark place" they should go see a therapist, maybe take stock of their lives and start a new hobby, away from women subordinates and children. We could get celebrities like Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh, Alec Baldwin, Jude Law . . .

Go home, GOP. You're drunk.

The worst for me was that I had no wine. But I took a Xanax and it was all better.

She's a friend of a friend. So far as I can tell, it's all real. Tragically real.

I must be a hetero man, because I regret not sleeping around more in my single days. I mean, I slept around some, but def. missed out on some sexy opportunities.

Whether or not GoldieBlox's parody argument has legs, the Beastie Boys still have a lot of apologizing to do for the lyrics of Girls. They apologized in the past for their homophobic lyrics, so it's time to make amends for "to do the laundry, to clean up my room" etc. Allowing GoldieBlox to license the song for this…