I love your mom for this!

You are so right.

Frankenboyfriend is totally Rocky from Rocky Horror and he got it on with everybody. Plus, I think that makes Zoe Frankenfurter, and he would rock a pair of leather overalls. With pearls.

Yay, I feel validated.

Anyone else pronounce "Coven" with a long "O", in honor of the film American Movie? Really, just me?

Lolling at your sidenote. Seriously, why does Confusius have the worst translators?

But then if you decide to adopt from foster care, your friends fall all over themselves telling you (since you can't buy stuff ahead if you don't know the age/size of the kid you'll get) that they will buy you everything you need, including large pieces of furniture.

And FASD kids have a harder time being adopted.

As a ginger, no one has ever hit on me by saying "Aye, begorrah" in a brogue, or offered to take me out for colcannon and pig's trotters, or demonstrated his expansive knowledge of the history of Catholic/Protestant conflict. No one assumes that I'm not American or that I have particular personality traits based on my…

Way to sell the show, Burt. Adding to my queue now.

Julia Roberts in Notting Hill.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a genius, asking her to love her.

I think it's bc Frankenboy is stitched together from a bunch of disparate parts. Come to think of it, he's pretty much Rocky from Rocky Horror, so there's another call back to that film.

Every time Cathy references how freaking perfectly blonde and beautiful her family is, everybody drinks. We'll be drunk before the first commercial break.

Bruce Jenner is growing a ponytail? I'm growing a ponytail! Stars really are just like us.

It's easy, the Tina Fey parody's hair doesn't have frosted highlights.

How about only for those people who say "my great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess"? Everyone else gets a pass.

That's the Twitter equivalent of a monkey throwing his poop. Except, less of an intellectual pursuit.

But the high cost could result in a longer wait time for those of lower economic means to try IVF. So, unless you can also factor for age (and compare to fertility rates among women of the same ethnic groups by age, to see if some lose fertility earlier or later) I don't see this as definitive. If most of the non-…

"MACKLEMORE'S BIG SURPRISE" - shhh, nobody tell her!