First thought - Must be some boring ass porn.

I have a permanent injury in my hip that makes crossing my legs extremely painful, and often requires that (when room allows) I sit with one leg out straight. I deal with my discomfort (actual physical pain) by not demanding discomfort from others.

After the last such post here (or on Hairpin, can't remember), I found my self perched on a narrow ledge of seat next to the apparent winner of the Guinness Record for larges balls. I asked him to scootch over, and he complied by giving me an additional 2 inches, so long as my leg was rubbed up against his. So at the…

That kitten GIF perfectly illustrates how I was at the end of my birthday drinks last night, only with red wine.

Oooh, Night Circus is sitting on my Kindle right now. Anticipation!

“People are too scared of what the repercussions are of maybe taking a black girl,” Gotz said. “That’s stupid, but who’s going to be the one to make that jump?"

A musician colleague of my husband actually wrote, sang, & produced a 9/11 song that he pressured everyone to buy. It was awful. I think he had his 2-year-old daughter sing/talk on it, something about daddy coming home.

I drive by my city's local fancy concert venue every morning and for the last week the marquis has announced that Dane Cook will be in town soon and I think I just want to pack up and move away.

Maybe we need to redesign vacuum cleaners to look more like power tools? Wait, Dyson already did that.

I think I understand what you're trying to say, but maybe I can add to it, as a prospective (waiting on last home visit) foster/adoptive parent. Many adoptive parents and foster/adoption professionals that we've met in our (many many hours of) trainings have stressed that people should adopt because they want to…

Thank you for that. I'd forgotten so much about Ja'mie.

Lazlo reference FTW.

Touché, Miley.

The perfect mother in law unit (if you hate your mother in law.)

Hate to break it to you, Fox & Friends, but poor kids already know they're poor. They don't need your "teachable lessons."

10 Internets for the Seattle reference, CatAss.

I immediately recognized her look of pride and excitement and gave her a virtual high five.

Ding ding ding, we've gotta coupla winners here!

Karasik's speculation that Cherice Moralez's suicide may have been prompted by the criminal case and impressing trial is total, unmitigated bullshit. Rambold pleaded guilty in 2008, immediately after being charged. He was given a deferred sentence that required him to complete sex offender treatment, and when he…

I will buy you the train ticket and a nice salve for your hand, for after the jowl slapping.