OMG would you scream-sing that for us?

What is it about our gray cats that they always look annoyed and superior? Oh, maybe bc it annoys them that we don't recognize their superiority.

In a totally inception-y way, one of my favorite television moments of 2011 (2010?) was when Kelly Ripa and Regis Philbin dressed as Real Housewives and Kelly reenacted the prostitution hoo-uh scene. I love me some Ripa.

I won't even think of taking it because of the sleep-driving, sleep-shopping side effects, let alone something this scary. Hope your friend is well.

A friend of mine used to sleep-bake on Ambien. She was convinced for a few days that someone was breaking into her apartment and baking, because she would wake up to find all her baking stuff out. Then one morning she found a half-eaten pizza on her counter, which cleared things up pretty quickly (she's half Italian…

I can't even get passed the first few FAQ questions, where he answers "good question." Dude, you wrote the question!"

Michael Bublé and his wife had a bablé.

No, septuagenarians just committed their rapes when they were younger. They are still counted as rapists in the same way that 1 in 4 women will be the victim of sexual assault "in her lifetime."

Lord & Taylor, you just got burned by Tim Gunn.

My sister and two of our friends met Tim Gunn when he was filming one of those "meet the finalists at their home" across from my sister's apartment and they all three got to hug him and GOT PHOTOS.

While we're at it, lets tot up all the money paid to male writers versus female writers and see how that comes out. I'm sure blog posts and letters to the editor garner the same compensation as a feature-length review.

If you sense that you could start unconsciously flirting

Sure, why don't you invite Ben to post and let's see if that's really what happened.
The thing is, just about every woman over 30 has a story of her own about a man getting promoted over a woman for specious reasons - either herself or one of her flesh-and-blood friends. But yeah, your "friend" is a victim of that…

That is not the same scenario.

The other fact, that no matter you're a completely normal PERSON who enjoys talking about sex, drinking, et cetera, you're still always the random chick crashing the party.

I would like to buy Susan a drink.

Maybe that white powder was the adderall she was snorting, since she's admitting being addicted to that. But whatever, I don't see how the number of times she's snorted coke (or remembers having snorted coke) matters here.

Plus, Piper only has a 15 month sentence (13 with good time). Once she's released, the show can settle in as a multi-racial ensemble drama and we won't have to "see" through Piper's eyes. I like to think of it as a bit of a bait-and-switch, in a good way — pitch a show with a white main character because the studios…

I am 44 and I bled through a pair of white pants last month. Like, you would think that 32 years of menstruation would have taught me not to wear white pants on days 1-3, but no.

Yay, my kid will be a Bulldog someday. Big shoes to fill for a small kid.