How refreshing (seriously) that this article's author not only addressed the benefits and drawbacks of opting out of the paid workforce for women, but also how those choices affected their income-earning spouses and tipped the balance of equality in their marriages. Seriously, I don't think I've ever read an article…

Namaste, bitches.

I'm not a Whovian (though I sleep next to one every night, so osmosis-whovian?) but I think I understand that it's been said that the Doctor can only regenerate 12 times. So if Capaldi is Doctor #12 (the 11th regeneration), I suspect they'll make the next Doctor a woman, because she can solve the whole regeneration…

You've just distilled the dude-bro comic psyche down to 204 characters.

Poor Rick Astley. What'd he ever do to you, for you to wish him to be taped to some rando's junk?

I'm crossing all my fingers and toes for LiLo. I really want her to come out of her child actor cocoon as a beautifully-grounded Drew Barrymore butterfly, rather than a raggedy-ass oh, I don't even want to think of who, moth.

"I threw my pie for you" is my new way to say I love you.

One beef I've got with #3 and #6 is that the coverage is for initial screening only. An "abnormal" pap smear does not = cervical cancer, but the secondary screenings (colposcopy and/or LEEP) are considered diagnostic and not "screening," even though no cancer has been or likely will be found. Yearly mammograms are…

"One of my friends posted a photo of their 20-week ultrasound with the little baby penis circled and then captioned the photo IT'S A BOY! That is your child's dick, you monsters. One day your baby is going to use that to have sex. This might not be unethical, but it's gross."

She's making more!

I don't practice criminal law, but I recognize the look on this lawyers face.

I can't imagine a competent lawyer advising Castro to claim, after pleading guilty to rape and kidnapping, that "the sex was consensual." That sort of hubris makes judges increase, not decrease, sentences.

30% more fabric to make plus-sized yoga pants does not equal a 30% hit to their profits from selling those pants. Fabric costs are a small portion of the total cost of clothing manufacturing.

"I'm sick of being told that I'm navigating my own abuse wrong. I am not interested in being anyone's chew toy—you can chew on me, but I am full of poison."

I subscribed to VF for a while, and once counted six consecutive issues including an article on some member of the Kennedy family. Someone get the "Intervention" banner.

Would one of you youngs please create a GIF of the Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land employee saying "My children need wine"? Because I am too old &/or drunk to do so.

30-35 was the best. At 44, I still feel 33 at heart. It's when I finally felt like the women I'd wanted to be during my 20s.

Or long-term overuse of Adderal. Isn't that what got Britney?

Victims usually have the right to address the court and defendant during sentencing.

Last night I got into an online comment war with someone who was arguing that it only costs the average family an extra $25 per week to care for a child IN A DREAM. WTH, brain?