Lindy, please insert your favorite "standing ovation, crowds clapping wildly" GIF here, because I know you love GIFs and I don't know how to do them. But I am standing and clapping wildly for this.

IKEA has some ethnic baby dolls - African American and Asian, no Latino/Native though. Super cheap & soft - good for little ones.

And HER lawyer erection.

What's quieter than sending a tweet? Communicating by semiphore?

#COTD.

Well, we give you a provisional badge made of cheap construction paper, until your real badge comes back from the engraver. So, something to look forward to. ; )

If I can ask, did you really "give up" your career, or did you put it on hold? It seems to me that we discuss the role of SAHM as if it is a permanent position, as if once you go SAHM, you will never go back to a career. That makes it easier to pitch work-outside-the-home mothers against stay-at-home mothers, making…

It was my stupid autocorrect (d'oh!), but I still don't know what weaponizing is. I imagine a twitter app that makes little BBs shoot out of the headphone jack on my phone. Actually, that could be useful.

What does "weapon icing her twitter account" mean? Help an old sister out here.

But, and I ask this in all seriousness, who do I have to screw to get a dark chocolate crime or caramel egg?

Observed them in the wild? Maybe Jezebel can hire you as a wildlife photographer. I would love to see them in their natural habitat.

A good approach may be to lay out the additional tasks on your list - those occasional things like camp planning, clothes shopping, doctors, etc. - and say "let's split this up - which things do you want to do?"

She does - I've seen her in real life and it's just like those "Celebrities are just like us" articles from US Weekly.

Can we all agree that General Ginjur and her all-girl army are awesome? Good, we're agreed then.

Damn, I just got back from a week's vacation and haven't checked Fosterhood. Sounds like I'll need to get a box of kleenex first.

Plus a bit of reconstruction. If well done, you hardly notice the scarring.

LaComtesse, I just don't get the hate. She seems sincerely sweet and kind. I'd like her and Jennifer Lawrence to play sister secret assassins, Anne is the sweet one, Jennifer the sassy/snarky one, called "Opposites Attack." Can you get me a treatment by tomorrow?

When I was a working class kid at the mall, I always wanted to try the fancy cosmetics but the white-coated fancy makeup lab technicians totally intimidated me. I was in my mid 20s before I bought my first "good" makeup, and in my early 30s before I had the balls to ask for a sample without buying something.

I've stopped reading the articles on Hairpin, so I'll have some surprises in the book.