Only because it's essential to the plot. Because I say it's essential to the plot.

Lindy, I applaud you using this national platform to expose Dina Martina to all Jezzies.

? A cross between a piñata, the bottom of your mom's purse, and the Bermuda Triangle?

Do you mean cat USB ports? B/c that's how cats download their data to the world.

Thanks for this - I'll be reading it on my beach holiday (and, no doubt, adopting a British accent when I ask the waiter to bring me a drink with an umbrella.)

Clownsnatches represent!

But then it wouldn't matter what caused the divorce - the wife's standard of living declines at divorce whether her husband left her for his secretary or they just fell out of love and didn't want to be married anymore.

And yet, her scrappy blonde weave will outlive us all.

My auntie's hair was like that-salt and pepper. She didn't dye, but at one point cut a bunch of her hair off - otherwise, it looked like ombré or tie dye, because the bottom was much darker than near the roots.

Imma let you finish, tree-climbing nutter, but the most annoying anti-choice protester ever was the guy in Sacramento in the late 80s who would cover his hands in red paint and try to grab incoming patients and clinic defenders.

* except the lacto-ovo vegetarians, vegans, those with albumen allergies and people who hate eggs, though they probably eat them in other things, like cookies and pastries, just not plain eggs eggs.

Eggs come shooting out of a chicken's vagina, but we eat those without hesitation.

Slug worth should have tried this, instead of bribing those kids for everlasting gobstoppers.

Dang, Van Der Beek. Why does ABC not understand how subversively funny your show is?

My teenage cousin outed my parents as Santa to me when I was 5. I was so upset and traumatized that I kicked a hole in his new drumset. My mom didn't even make me apologize, which I wouldn't do because I. was. not. sorry.

Is that Glover, or his "Childish Gambino" character? I mean, there's a difference between what he says as himself and what a character he is portraying says, right?

What, no love for Kristin Bell's gown? I thought she looked lovely.

Or maybe shorter, in a 50s flirty glam style? It was a risky choice, I think, and I appreciate a star who takes risks.

And her hair! Loved the soft no-fussy waves. Amy's hair was adorbs too, in the 40s-style rolls. Love those ladies.

I don't know which state law would apply to these employees, but in my state, you can't force an employee to sign a post-employment agreement without providing consideration (ie some benefit to the employee) besides their ongoing salary/wages. Also in my state, if you wrongfully withhold wages, the employee can sue…