I wore a long stretch pencil skirt while traveling for work in the fall (stretch pencil skirts are key elements of my work travel wardrobe - no ironing). Because my skirt fell past my knees, I was made to step aside after going through the nekkid scanner thing, had to pull my skirt up to expose my legs just above my…

I think it depends on how you define/delineate "religion." Does the Koran on its own equal the Muslim religion? Or is the Koran the religious text that is used by many different religions that call themselves "Muslim?" Likewise, does the Christian bible equal "Christianity," when tens/hundreds of Christian…

But we need new seasons of the Bachelor so that we will have Bachelor-rejects to populate the shame-house that is Bachelor Pad. And we need Bachelor Pad. Desparately.

It's too bad there isn't a temporary vaccine for chicken pox for infants and toddlers. My nephew got the Pox when he was just 6 months old and it was pretty miserable and much more dangerous than if he'd been 6 years old.

This was my experience, after several gel manicures over a few months. I'm giving my nails a break to recover before I may try gel again. I was told by my salon that my problem is my nail beds are too dry, so I need to use some sort of oil treatment on them when I have a gel manicure.

Amen to that. "Women who fall for charming men who turn out to be dogs" could be her largest demographic.

I've heard a few times during this recent Ann Romney kerfuffle that no first lady is really relatable to the average woman in America. And I would object - strongly - that Hillary Clinto and Michelle Obama are both very relatable to most American women. Both had jobs before marriage and kids, and balanced their…

So well put, lunchcoma.

Agreed. Commenting on his religion seems only appropriate to me when he is bringing his religion/morality into the conversation.

In my state, those text messages, even if they didn't prove any sexual contact while this girl was a minor, would get this teacher charged with communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. You don't get to groom a student while she's a minor, even if you wait until she's 18 to do the deed.

She was given what is called a deferred sentence - often offered as a plea bargain to first time nonviolent sex offenders where a psychological evaluation has determined that the defendant can be rehabilitated. Usually the sentence is 6 months jail plus half of what would normally be the jail sentence as probation,…

I would watch the hell out of this. Greenlight.

That's not true. I'm enrolled and I received only small scholarships for undergrad and 0 for grad school.

Speak it. That's the truth for nearly every senator and representative.

I eye-rolled and laughed through the whole movie, until the mom was putting her little ones to bed because the lifeboats were for the first class people. Sob! Then I eye-rolled and laughed some more.

The thought that immediately popped into my head in response to your story of graphic abortion-is-murder shirt at an Italian Food Festival was "What about Spaghettie ala Puttanesca, bitch? What about WHORE PASTA?"

The ineptness of these anti-abortion terrorists reminds me of a story, so gather round. Way back in the mid-80s, me and my bestie were clinic escorts at our local PP. The PP only performed abortion services on Saturdays, so we would be there every Saturday, helping to get women & their friends/family/partners from…

Ugh, why does the Internet deny me a clip of the Simpsons' Itchy & Scratchy Land episode, with the French carny saying "my children need wine"?

They do that in Canada? Had no idea.

Great galloping Jewesses, Lindy.