I'm calling dibs on one, if she does that.

I read the Slate piece, and I think it misses a particular point - where the song played is being used in a way that implies an endorsement by the artist. It falls more under rights of publicity than the actual music license, but I think it's a good claim.

I use AuntFlo on my iPhone - it's free.

My sister & bro-in-law had koozies for wedding favors with their names/date of the wedding and this delightful poem "To have and to hold, to keep your beer cold."

I am a bona fide intellectual property attorney and IP law professor, and I give you an A.

That's what they do. They celebrate random, odd events. Conservatives get pissy with them every year for not doing a doodle for Memorial Day or Veteran's Day.

Obviously they mean "we don't illegally discriminate in our hiring process."

I know, right?!?!

Booze-free for the mom, but not the rest of us.

Good to know if I ever run into a pack of beauty queens in a dark alley that I can distract and confuse them by asking about evolution.

Yes, she didn't lose because her answer offended the vast left-wing conspiracy, she lost because she gave a stupid ass answer.

"Pubic hair is a back up for underwear" — Amy Poehler, SNL Update News

In a word, yes.

Sometimes I'm tempted to strike a bargain with the men's rights guys and say, okay, we'll give you a say in whether your wife/gf/one-night-stand has an abortion. But, if you say no and she has to carry to term, then you have to go through everything she does. So, no soft cheese, sushi or booze for you. If she's put…

When Mr. Lucky and I got married, we didn't say that "till death do us part" stuff. But I would say that when you promise to be together forever, it's more like "I promise to do my best to make sure we still want to be together when we're old." For me, it was more about celebrating our commitment to each other. Oh,…

Whoa, way to breach attorney-client privilege and violate rules of professional conduct, Friend of SheelaNaGig! Seriously, as a lawyer myself, I could see Brit's attorneys using the ongoing conservatorship as a litigation tactic, to prolong the case and as leverage for settlement.

I thought the ultimate pantyhose sin was exposed panty reinforcement, i.e. Saddle Crotch. Penultimate pantyhose sin = open-toed shoes with hose.

Some friends have a new puppy, a Mexi-Corgi (Chihuahua/Corgi mix) and I can swear on a stack of my old issues of Sassy that she is the cutest small furry thing on the planet. She is basically mostly all ears.

Ha! I would totally buy these, and use them in order of favorite to least favorite color. But I'm trying to get preggers, so I pee on a lot of sticks.

He was so quintessentially-late-70s cute on Taxi.