Shirts saying “This law is gay”

Cars for the masses. We take it for granted now, but can you imagine a world without cars? Then pitching the idea that we all get to have cheap, deadly weapons with unlimited travel in 2 dimensions (or 3 if you’re motivated)? And very little licensing and testing? And vehicular inspections — if any — were limited to…

A perpetual motion train that makes a giant circle around the globe in a post apocalyptic winter ice ball

I know this is cool, but honestly, my first thought was “There’s someone, somewhere, who is going to travel across the entire US (if not the world) playing Pac-Man. He’s going to wakka wakka across the world. And it’ll be some bizarre and amazing world record nobody will ever beat.”

And that thought made it better.

Billionaires need to quit worrying about saving China and work to save American enterprise and US jobs. (stepping off soap box)

Re: Malibu-GM tries to do the automotive balancing act you refer to in the article. Trouble is, they do it badly. Or rather, they're too balanced and not strong in any particular attribute. Said another way, they're decent at everything but great at nothing. Jack of all trades, master of none.

And here we see the daily asshole in his natural habitat.

NNNNOOOOOTTTTT YYYYOOOOUUURRRR CCCCAAAARRRR AAAASSSSSHHHHOOOOLLLLEEEE

Fail fail fail fail fail heartattack pass.

So I think we found Clarkson's replacement.

What's top-er than Top Gear? Overdrive.

No, it's Jello Picnic co hosted with Cill Bosby.

They have an easily international audience and they've proven they're able to fund bigger budget projects. TG 3.0 should be online.

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Oh that would be great...they could call it Top....Chef (oh wait) but it would be so much better.

Therapy.

Easy peasy. Next question, please.

All of them.