One thing nobody talks about is the differences between the kinds of bike out there. A dual sport is not a sport bike is not a cruiser is not a ‘city bike (moped or sub-125cc). They all have different riding characteristics that a beginner may not appreciate until switching to a different kind of bike. So to answer…

I knew these looked familiar...

Same here. But the problem is that after watching Mike and Ed for years, I’ve wound up using too much British terminology when referring to things. Like boot, bonnet, spanner, dizzy, etc.

I could watch Edd China all day long, I think he’s got the best personality for television — normal human being who loves what he does.

That’s why I watch Wheeler Dealers. Buy a car, fix a car, sell a car. I’ve actually learned quite a bit watching Mike and Edd.

Amen. This is exactly why I hate these shows. I want to hear about the cars, see the cars, know about the cars. I don’t give a rat’s ass about how rich Richard is, or how he’s “struggling and losing money” on a car while he opens a bar and grille and starts his own line of tequila and sponsors a drag car. If I wanted…

I will miss you, Travis. :(

“Confusion Clouds Count Of Cars As Crisis Compounds Into Complete Clusterfuck”

Well that’s not an ordinary Autin Healey Sprite, that’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered car you ever sat eyes on! He’s got huge sharp teeth, and just look at the bones!

You have the right to remain silent....

Oh wait... I think I messed up

I’ll tell you what it is. Ugly. My opinion only, we all are entitled to one. Was it modeled after this?

Ouch. Sorry to be a Debby downer...

The former dreads this customer, but the latter seeks this customer out!

Cruisers are a bit different. For one a 750 cc cruiser isnt the same as a 750 sports bike. While cruisers can move, they dont have the same get up and go as a sports bike does. The biggest difference I found for many cruisers is that the more powerful, the heavier it was. As a result, when you are doing really slow…

Not a kit car.

Awww, the song for this is actually mildly heartbreaking. It’s like a Sarah McLaughlin ASPCA song but for cars. Poor little sports car, so loving and nice, but kicked to the curb because some bitch wanted a new puppy.

BTW do you know what a modern MR2 would be like had they made one?

It would need a lot of updating to be relevant today. I see the FR-S as today’s MR2. People complain about it for basically the same reasons they complained about the Spyder, despite the fact that it’s freaking great: