For those curious, the Nürburgring is not on this list because while it is technically a toll road, it's not like people are commuting on it one some days and then racing on it on others. It's technically a public road, but it's not like these others, given that it was always meant to be for track driving.

yes. I like to think of it as the Evil Pig to Ferrari's Angry Bird.

(Sorry for the piss-poor PS skills)

Didnt they make a CLUB SPORT NC with those card club emblems on the front side fender? Do they just not consider those special editions?

Hilarious.

You're not in a relationship, are you?

Sounds like an elementary school recorder concert.

That's for Jalopnistan.

Brown M&M's are next, according to the newly appointed Secretary of the Interior.

The Stans are a crazy bunch of guys.

Ugh. Here we are talking about the GD Phaeton... again. Does VW think that if they just put enough wildly impractical options on it, they can actually sell it for A8 money?

Whether some of us who remember them new like to face the fact or not, this is a classic car now.

obligatory

Next year, to save me from tears, I'll buy me a Buick Regal.

My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

After each throw, they discussed ball air pressure with their crew chiefs.

I wonder if those footballs are under-inflated.