Surprised no one said Ford Escort.

I believe the name of that cake is "Stadium Urinal Trough Cake"

Mk 1 Mini Cooper

I can't answer that. Our 10-pound chihuahua/asshole mix liked it just fine.

Looks like this is a XJR-15 and not a 220

To prevent polemics, the pepperoni preferring pizza populace pontificated that practical pie procuring procedures preferably be predetermined.

True, TurtleFace! Torchinsky totally turned from this terrific, tried and true tool of the trade. Terrible!

Stop writing "dollars" and "bucks" after using the dollar sign. Here's how it reads when you do:

You owe me a new keyboard.

Dealership employees...

Not that I'm an angel but there is one rule I always follow and that is NEVER be rude or mean to people who are providing you a service. Bar tenders, waiters, delivery boys, etc. Their job sucks. They don't need you being a dick to them on top of it. Even when a waitress/waiter messes up I do my best to not make an…

Still think the Martini car is the hottest so far, incongruent sponsorship aside.

Heaven above, let's give her a Jesus tail light.

Just be sure to give it to her upside-down...

Hey Torch, want to start up a black metal band called "Schoolbus Pentagram Brake Lights"?

Is Ford missing an opportunity by not making more cars out of aluminum? Is that short sighted?

Also, they're skipping the engine and just putting a turbo on a turbo.

Honest question: have you considered not reading? I mean you don't have to read something you don't like. I don't go to your office and put a gun to your head and ask you to read it. Travis does that.

Then it would just be Autoblog.

The Ford GT would look awesomely beautiful in whatever livery it wore......or in no livery at all. I'm getting giddy all over again.