"The suspect was seen brandishing a Rubik's Cube in a threatening manner. The officer had no idea it wasn't a real Rubik's Cube..."

Oh look, the grinch showed up.

The sentence was supposed to read, "I wonder how his lovely and VERY PREGNANT wife and UNBORN child are doing."

"...wife are doing."

Not in the snow

For crying out loud just make a Miata coupe already.

The Jalopnik Edition Corvette

Seems legit.

I remember when I was in the car with a bunch of people and an R34 GT-R turned up in front of us in the distance. "What is...IT'SA JEE TEE AAAARRRR!" I screamed, scaring my passengers.

"The cause of that crash was determined to be a nest of mice that had been sucked into the carburetor when Hall engaged an anti-icing system."

Beetle. Made over 2 million, simple as hell to fix. Decent on fuel AND IT'S CUTE!!!!

Unrelated: I initially read that as "...the most expensive three quarter series BMW makes."

Well, it's a car meant to save the world. Which it doesn't.

You put your right foot in...you put your right foot out...

Too bad it wasn't a Golf, cause that's a real..............hole in one.

If you walked into any dealer right now offered your info they would take it.....

Nerdiest Jalop comment/joke ever... I'm ashamed to admit that I fully understood it.

I would love a repair quote on that...

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