LowEndZen
LowEndZen
LowEndZen

I feel like all of us should know chevelles. Even the Porsche and BMW Guys. Everyone else says the first real muscle car was the GTO (arguable), but I think the Chevelle SS was the first time we got it right. We weren't at full 454 big block badassness until the year model you see above (1970) but the thing was cool,

Glad it wasn't a Saab Aero. I've had 2. Sold them both to (maybe) architects.
[S]old (only to) [A]rchitects (or) [A]ssholes, [B]ro!

5th Gear: Why Ford's Launches Seem Smoother

Compared to SoCal, in so many ways, North Texas is a far better place to be. Maybe SoCal has us on views and weather, but we take the cake in cost of living. And there's a lot of misinformation out there about what it's like living in Texas. In the Dallas area there is literally every kind of food and entertainment

In real life it's much different. That's why I stick to columns and scripted videos. In real life I'd be like "Putting air in the Ferrari tire... that's like... putting air... in your Lamborghini tire... oh god I'm so sorry I'll leave now."

Vin, you just summed up my whole column in two sentences. Admittedly, there was a bit of crude language in there. But you did it, and perfectly. I commend you.

I imagine that this is how it would be to go through life named Will Smith. "Are you related to the actor?!"

But beyond the fuel economy thing, everything else is expensive. Case in point: while filming this video, I noticed there was a small screw in the front passenger tire. You'd know this if you followed me on Twitter, because I posted a photo of the ultimate first-world problem: sitting at a gas station air pump,

Anyone asking whether or not they should trade in their relatively boring car to get a Ferrari as a daily driver, needs to be FalconPunched in the junk by reality.

This Jalopnik development is a great addition to Jalopnik and for longtime Jalopnik readers, on Jalopnik.

Awesome!!! Welcome, Chris!

Welcome aboard.

Chris Harris, Jalopnik writer.

No! Absolutely not! I am an outraged consumer and retain my right to whine!

"This woman's second mistake, of course, was purchasing a Volkswagen when she wanted reliable transportation. Of the two mistakes, I would say this is probably the larger one. Searching for reliable transportation and ending up with a Volkswagen is the automotive equivalent of walking into Target right before

I would do this one:

The fabric for our wives

This guy wins.