Dangling participle humor; it's what's for breakfast!

These are still my faves.

Once again, $kaycog wins the interwebs.

That's great news for the almost literally no one who drives around with just one key. Like, do you live in the car if it's the only key on your keychain? Why do you not have other keys? It's bad decisions like this that have resulted in you owning a Saturn Ion in the first place.

I think it's important to remember that the... oooh, is that a brown Tundra?!!!

Obligatory:

It's awkward. For me. Here I am wandering around, casting a lecherous gaze at this motorcycle or that coupe and I suddenly find myself making eye contact with an exploited model. First of all, the muscles in my face aren't developed enough to be able to configure themselves to telegraph a message of "I'm not lusting…

Allen allayed a leery ally's alarm by allowing the label "alloy". Fixed it.

Kilopound... used it a ton... that would be "I used it half-a-ton", right?

I've spent TWO DAYS calling rental agencies in ABQ where I'll be for a weekend in May; NOBODY carries MT cars anymore! Why would I pay $65/day for a Mustang GT w/ Auto?!! WHYYYYY???!!!!!

I've never understood why this is always hyped, but nobody has a problem with the three Confederate Generals carved into the granite face of Stone Mountain; a project which was, btw, originally funded by the KKK. Guess it would take a shitload of putty to fill it in!

Happens every time; five minutes after you get your car washed, it either gets bird crap on it, someone rear-ends you, or some freakin cop jumps on your hood. Sometimes, all three.

"Toddler pooped in diaper, charged with vandalism and public indecency."

Being a lifelong bassist (the guitar, not the fish), I feel misled by the title of this missive.

Why does this remind me of this:

Pontiac's golden era of advertising, at least for me, came in the late 1990s. Mostly because it had that certain je ne sais quoi of being so late 1990s. Whether it was the font that looked like it had been ripped from the Jurassic Park logo, which was still going strong as a franchise, or the music vaguely reminiscent…

Good news, ass-havers! The answer is yes. Even better news is that the vast majority of what's likely to be expelled from your butt has potential to run a car, which is likely the best use for anything that comes out of any butt anywhere. So let's see how this ass-power works.

Came here to say the same thing; in the South, the common pronunciation seems to be "HON-die", which makes me think Honda. Not surprising in an area where people can't say "boil", "sale" or "our"!

There was a similar teaser from about a month ago that I can't find; bird's-eye view, lots of gold reflection lines. Is this the same car?