That's what you call a Car-B-Q.

• TESTICLES: 20% of original size at zero degrees.

It's my first time seeing this... what year/ chassis code is that GT-R?

If you're thinking that this is all the fault of Big Government and everything would be better if the party of Small Government were in charge, none of this would happen, King_Of_Avalon has news for you.

All-you-can-eat horse meat buffet for the homeless?

As I was driving the car on snowy bendy roads in New Jersey, I had to approve. Despite using approximately 10% of its performance due to zero grip, the 2014 Corvette felt like a very potent car even at lower speeds. I had a constant but dangerous urge to floor it at every light and — according to my legal advisor in…

Next year is when I'll probably start learning some lessons myself; I'm planning on changing out the valve cover gasket on my '02 Accent myself (great excuse to buy a torque wrench!), and I'm both excited and terrified. I think the best advice I've heard so far is "don't be afraid to ask". I've heard horror stories…

I think the rabbit was .... a hare slower.

Yes, but now he's a pre-approved whore.

Or just sit in the passenger seat with your face right next to the student and scream "NOOOWWWW" when it's time to shift. Might make a bit of an impression.

This could actually work as training wheels for drivers learning stick; kinda like the cheat sheet you used when learning hands in poker.

Neutral: There still seems to be a prejudice in 'Murica against diesels. My mom bought a Passat TDI in the fall, and she said people were downright rude toward her vehicle choice. The only way she found to shut 'em up was to give them a ride in the thing, so I think our bias can only be changed by experiencing new…

Sounds kinda like Schrodinger's cat.

Brings new meaning to "baby powder".

Sacrifice sun god to tractor. Holy crap, that was funny.

(Full Disclosure: Audi gave me an SQ5 for a few days. I drove it for a few days. It rained most of those days. One morning I drove it to the dentist. My teeth were deemed "excellent." I have nothing else to add.)

That's wild; I've had roller coaster dreams since age 8, but very rarely have car dreams.

This drives me nuts. Did they learn anything from the Edsel?

Oh, I see; I just assumed I knew what happened in 6 even though I haven't seen it yet. (My buddies, who are all science nerds, took me for my birthday to one of those theaters where they serve dinner; the one stipulation was that we could NOT see F&F6!). I'd really like to see them bring Lucas Black back in 7; not…

No - I think the 350z died, but the Mustang made it to the bottom of the mountain alright. Problem is, the Mustang was built at the end of FF3 (Tokyo Drift), which comes after 4-6 ('cause Han died in 3), so if 7 comes before 3, the Skystang hasn't been built yet. Makes sense?