Prince Andrew also fucked a lot of kids, so you might not want to use him as the exemplar in your argument.

Does anyone else get the sense that D.J. is envious of Hunter Biden’s:

Yeah, I had to figure out the perfect pre-bedtime window to take it so I didn’t lay in bed until noon the next day.

Um, Drew? Sweetie? As someone who takes 20 mg a day, that’s not Lexapro.

When JLaw talks about Kentucky everyone seems to picture her as a plucky little waif hand-pumping well water surrounded with a yard full of rusting broken-down cars. But she’s from one of the state’s wealthiest suburbs with demographics that border on a whites-only gated community. Her “babysitting money” probably…

They’ve moved to Austin, which is the Portland of Texas, and he’s been quite openly anti-Trump in interviews, as well as discussing countering racism and misogyny. 

To make the white people in the middle look even whiter?

What the hell is going on with Perez’s hairline? Is he using Toppix hair fibers and maroon eye shadow to cover his scalp?

She can’t be a very good cop if she hasn’t been able to solve the crime that is those eyebrows.

If you didn’t know anything about Rob Reiner, you could have at least taken 30 seconds to Google him. He’s been a highly vocal (and financial) advocate for civil rights for 50 years. He helped start the American Foundation for Equal Rights. He’s repeatedly bankrolled challenges to Right-wing legal attacks on women,…

I am awaiting my angry message from the Kliens about wearing that sweatshirt to the Senior Class picnic back during the Reagan years.

I just need to take a moment and sit with the irony of a German telling someone that the “stuff you’re wearing doesn’t fit with one another.” For generations people around the world have played Spot The Germans at airports, train stations and popular tourist destinations due to their unique cultural ability to…

The angsty punk Gwen was ALWAYS a put on. I have friends who knew her pre-fame from the club/party scene in LA/OC and she was basically the popular suburban girl with an edgy asymmetrical haircut who was omnipresent in 80s shopping mall food courts across America.

No, but his father and grandfather both produced series of North Korean children’s books. And I’m certain all the NK children would assure you they are very much beloved.

So is Kim Jung Un. Still wouldn’t buy his merch. 

Anyone who saw her performance or read her on-set diary published in Vanity Fair knows exactly why Lloyd-Webber was mean to her: she was an arrogant, ignorant twit terribly miscast in a role that was out of her range both vocally and intellectually.

Yeah, I think growing up in a cult, being emancipated at 15, Weinstein, and a number of other traumas have had a serious impact on her perceptions. Her current claims about needing to complete her father’s work (He was a Children of God leader) and the messianic self-sacrificial tone of many of her recent posts have…

McGowan’s been posting some particularly odd, messianic stuff on her IG lately. Not to armchair diagnose, but she seems to go through cycles where her interactions with public life become very vague, metaphorical, and excited then she suddenly withdraws before returning with a more standard communication style.

This guy’s LinkedIn page reads like the arrogant meandering musings of a narcissistic high-school drop out whose parents constantly told him he was special.

Exactly which masses is a vinyl bag that costs more than my phone, electric bill and internet combined made for?