Eddie Izzard wants to run (or whatever the appropriate verb would be) for Parliament.

“It seems to me like they furnished them a house to live in. They furnished them clothes to put on their back. They furnished them food to put on their table and all they had to do was fucking work. And now we give ‘em all those things and don’t have to fucking work,” Allmond says.

Central Oregon is closer if he wants a local branch of Cults ‘R’ Us.

You were unfuckable before losing your job, ex-chief.

Well, the show ended with Carrie being my age (38) so she would be pushing 60 now.

It’s possible that her husband set her financially up with some sort of fashion line. That would be the most likely bet. 

Carrie would TOTALLY pivot to instagram influencer/podcaster territory. It’s just, like, no one has asked for this, right? I was done with them after the 3rd or 4th season, let alone that first and second movie (the second movie was the veritable nail in the coffin).

Ok, that’s it for me. Do go on with the resolution to expell her and the other cockroaches, but in the meantime if she comes at anybody in the Capitol like that they need to punch her lights out.

And yet Kevin Mccarthy put this vile hag in the education committee. That’s basically what the GOP stands for these days. Naively some thought they would start moving away from Trump and his ilk 

Representative Bush is wonderful and I fear for her safety. I know she will not be intimidated by violent traitors like Margie Greene and the rest of the insurrectionist republican goons. I do not trust those insurrectionists to not lash out violently.

Oh, it’s not those two things: it’s the guy saying his form of meditation is firing off automatic rifles. 

Complains about GLAAD using celebrities to further it’s agenda to the detriment of those in its community, leads with a big picture of Justin Timberlake instead of the director. Never change, Jezebel.

“...and just try getting your hands on a tin of caviar.”

Yes! Thank you. That was fucking ridiculous. Not that I expect Buddhists to be complete pacifists, but his need to label himself that in the interview is so self-aggrandizing. 

Eat the rich.

They don’t think about those things. You’re thinking about this like a regular person that budgets and recognizes consequences, cause and effect. I think life is completely different if you can throw money at any problem and make it go away.

Remember when a guy fell through the men’s bathroom floor into the sewer pit under Ruby’s in Coney Island? I hope that happens to all these assholes.

Re Hillsong - None of this will matter except that the church will disappear. I’m sure it’s an LLC, so whoever’s running it will pocket their millions, the company will go bankrupt, and everyone with shitty, dangerous houses will be left holding the bag with no company left to sue. 

As I understand it, this film isn’t of the tired, exploitatively “hot femme fatale” genre: i.e. it’s not softcore porn for straight guys, so her attractiveness should only be marginally relevant. Of course no one is truly so naïve as to believe casting doesn’t or shouldn’t consider physical appearance, Mulligan was…

She’s one of a handful of actresses that I always google when I’m looking for haircut inspiration. She’s always flawless. To each his own, but in no world is she not attractive.