From the pictures of Chloe and Olivia, vaccines appear to be the only thing they won’t inject into their bodies. These two look like they’re about to give Jocelyn Wildenstein a run for her money.

Who would Carrie’s audience even be in 2021? She lacks the faux-spirituality of Goopy Paltrow. Her celebrity connections are way too tangental for the socialite angle. Is she still a fashion-forward enough to be a style influencer? The most reasonable plot for me would be Carrie trying to cover her rent with a couple…

I wonder how many of Bryan Singer’s parties he’s attended.

“I’d rather die as a 57-year-old woman than live under oppression.”

If Lana was more self-aware, she’d probably realize this new song & video are more unironically autobiographical than she’d intended.

Okay, I have absolutely no stake in defending Simon Cowell but why are you repeatedly dragging on his “20 years younger girlfriend” as though he’s a creepy predator leching after a high school girl? Lauren Silverman is a 43 year old grown-ass adult woman who has her own agency. She is neither a vulnerable child nor…

Exactly! Not only was she the first woman to head a major television studio AND had the foresight to plan for the still-nascent syndication market (most comedies were live but Lucy demanded I Love Lucy episodes be shot on film), she and Desi actively promoted opportunities for non-white creatives, including hiring…

It’s not “down the street”. Jared and Ivanka bought a home on a private island off Miami Beach. It’s like saying two people who both live in Manhattan are “down the street” from each other.

I get the sense that the people saying “she wasn’t going hungry” would be immediately heading to HR with a list of state and federal labor requirements if their boss told them not to take a lunch break.

Italian. And from Simi Valley, home of the Ronald Reagan Library. This girl probably considers herself a marginalized minority because she’s not a blond.

The really troubling thing is that, while claiming to be Spanish, she herself would seemingly mix up Spanish culture with Mexican and Central American cultures repeatedly. And her strange Instagram posts about her shock that her children all had blue eyes instead of looking “Latino”? What does she even mean? Blue eyes…

Considering she thinks making fun of a woman getting shot in the foot is “all love”, I’d say the answer is no.

I can only assume it’s the hot new way to humblebrag about the attractiveness of one’s blonde Anglo children.

It looks like the in-between stage when the skinhead girls in my high school decided to grow their hair out to become goths.

That’s about the statistical average of Bell’s Palsy cases in any group of people that large, so I can see why there’s no suspected causal link.

The whole point of basic human rights is they they aren’t conditional.

My high school offered a Shakespeare class and the teacher did exactly that. The teacher demonstrated that this “high literature” was largely just raunchy gutter humor and coded shit-talking about the upper classes and royals. It finally got me to see Shakespeare’s work as something other than stuffy and irrelevant.

Yeah, the lack of cultural knowledge and/or research here is stunning. Aside from Lynch, who was already pretty recognizable to anyone out of middle school (the Christopher Guest films, Party Down, The L Word, Two & A Half Men), Morrison and Michele were both established stage talents when they were cast.

It’s Joan. She’s somehow managed to build what passes for a career in online media without ever learning about Google.

For nearly 25 years (when her robust and ever-mutating mouth first captivated us as 20-somethings watching Melrose Place), she has been known among my extended group of friends as “Lips McGee.” To her point, I have to say she might be the original pop culture celebrity who made “What in the Actual Fuck is going on…