I think the first sign they viewed this child as a novelty pet was them naming him Huxley.

As someone who is very slightly older than this jackass, I would like to know who the fuck these middle-aged people are who are all giving out their social media passwords. Computers aren’t new technology to people in their 50s.

Well, it was nice for her to document all the specific reasons she and her wife should have her kids taken by CPS.

“In other words, the Obama-Biden paper packet was superseded by a President Trump-style pandemic preparedness response plan.”

The neck is what confuses me. The cheekbones and the lips and such I can attribute to heavy smoking and bad fillers, but how does a 33 year old wind up with the platysma bands of a septuagenarian Florida retiree?

This sounds like a very legally guarded way of saying “I pushed back but was under contract with a production company and show runner that had much more power than I had.” As morally fulfilling as it sounds, sometimes it just isn’t possible to walk out of a job and you have to accept that you can only express your…

No, Kate! The equation is half your age PLUS seven!

She has the stiff, dead-eyed smile of a department store mannequin. It’s like a physical manifestation of her mentally counting off the minutes she has to stay in this relationship to get her payout.

M.I.A. is the personification of giving the most annoying sophomore at a private liberal arts college a global megaphone.

So Madonna is publicly reciting poetry about extreme and debilitating leg pain but is implying that her son is emotionally abusing her by saying she may have a real, serious injury? That sounds about Madonna.

Are fillers and thrice-weekly infrared facials genetic?

I have three long-time friends I very much trust (I thought it was only one but turns out...) who have worked closely with Carole Baskin over the years in different aspects of animal welfare. All three have independently described the documentary’s presentation of her as being just short of a hit piece.

Bloom and Perry are 43 and 35, respectively. That’s not a huge gap for adults in that age range.

Yeah, I expected to be annoyed with Jeffree but my only takeaway was “Really, Kourtney? You just can’t seem to stop your 10 year-old child from making online accounts because he has his own iPad and laptop computer? My, if only there was some way you, as a parent, could change that.”

Count me completely unsurprised that she’d see Joe Exotic as the wronged victim in that whole mess.

So now you’ve got twice as many people in a maternity ward who are isolated in a room, required to be monitored for temperature and other symptoms and need meals brought to them? No, that wouldn’t place unnecessary strain on an already over-burdened hospital system at all.

I hope the staff, stylists and photographer who captured this normal, impromptu, homey moment all washed their hands.

Sometimes a dong is just a dong.

What’s it like to not have to work on a weekday for 25 consecutive years?

A friend used to be on that ‘team’ for a couple years at the peak of her television show and rule number one is “Never challenge Oprah.” This is closely followed by followed “Do not speak to Oprah unless spoken to first”, “Do not approach Oprah” and “Do not look Oprah directly in the eye at any time or she may scream…