At that level of wealth, these kids are likely so used to never experiencing consequences that they have no idea. If your parents are paying a ridiculous amount of money to send you to an elite private middle school and high school, those schools have no inclination to fail you, no matter how bad your academic…

In many cases they were given specific placement because they were supposedly recruits for a team. Those aren’t unlimited spots. Especially in lower-profile sports like rowing and volleyball, accomplished non-scholarship NCAA athletes are competing to be admitted for a limited number of roster spots. By…

That Versace knockoff is The Worst. It looks like a C+ high school Home Ec project to modify a swimsuit. If this turned up on a RuPaul’s Drag Race runway challenge that queen would be going home.

Why can’t I find a single GIF of young Judd Nelson saying “Just answer the question, Claire”??

The first red flag is appointing a 25 year old comedian and D-list YouTube personality the Executive Director of a multi-million dollar charity. 

And what late-80s USA Network movie do you live in?

Women can be exposed to thalidomide through the semen and sperm of male users. And even one-time transmission in this way can cause birth defects. The drug is still in use, it’s just limited to a serious set of medical conditions and with very strict guidelines about exposure of women in their child-bearing years.

Yeah, I’m not sure how “My body’s appearance radically changed and the media encouraged thousands of random strangers to give me shit for it” isn’t relevant for Jamil to bring up in this conversation. This article reads like another of Jezebel’s 7th Grade “We’ve taken a Super Secret BFF vote and we decided we all hate…

No, it’s what happens if you have a medically-recognized hormonal irregularity that causes unusual tissue development (in this case, gynecomastia) and your family pursues a legitimate and common treatment for it.

Easily 98% of these looks scream “deep discount!” It’s like they all shopped at a particularly janky Marshall’s filled with dead-stock from a late 90s Wet Seal store and accessorized from an old Delia’s catalog.

Lori Laughlin will play herself, obviously, now that she’s been freed up from her Hallmark contracts.

Oh god, I’d forgotten about that. I had to go back and Google it just to recall how self-satisfied and oblivious it was.

“This entire storage unit filled with TRESemme products costs less than what I pay for a bang trim!”

Rami is like a box of chocolates...

TRESemmé? Oh, Olivia, sweetie. If you’re going to be a top-tier beauty icon you’ve got to land better sponsors than a brand best known for keeping all their retail prices under $4.99.

Wow, I was completely unaware of this little nugget of literary genius. 

Recently Macy said in an interview that he hoped his younger daughter took a year off to act before going to college because “God doesn’t let you be 18 twice.” He then went on to explain that by the time she finished college she’d be too old to audition for parts for 15- and 16-year olds and you only get that kind of…

Can you please provide a link to anything that states this was an LA’s BEST employee and not the child’s teacher? Because you repeatedly make that claim but I can’t find that in any of the numerous articles about this incident and the school where it happened isn’t even listed as a participating school on LA’s BEST’s…

Regardless how much money Steinbeck may have had from his book sales, a wife in the 1940s had no legal access to any portion of a man’s earnings without his consent. It’s not like Mrs. Steinbeck could just breeze into the bank and withdraw funds as she needed them unless he had specifically authorized such…

I wonder if Murphy declined to have the cast participate because doing a sit-down with Setoodeh is one step above doing an interview with Andrew Sullivan.