But they’re not actual statements because it’s a parody news site. Do you have no grasp of the difference between journalism and fiction?

Rehabilitation doesn’t necessarily require a complete lack of incarceration AND being placed back in a home environment with your victim. And if the prosecutor was asking for a sentence of 100 years - which is really extraordinary especially for sex crimes - it suggests there was something particularly disturbing or…

And she didn’t even really get him off. Though it was quite clear he assaulted the girl, there was very little evidence that would have stood up to trial but she arranged for him to plead to a lesser charge so he did serve at least SOME time and had a charge on his record.

She’s actively defended him in print against claims of harassment made by other women during this campaign. It’s not like she’s been tragically blindsided by this information.

But a really sexy Barb. With, like, a deep V neckline and garter belt and everything.

Burnett’s adamant support and protection of a blatant racist who openly harasses and sexually assaults women on tape certainly pokes a hole in his family-values, Jesus-lovin’ persona, doesn’t it?

No, we can condone murder. We as a society condone murder all the time, based on circumstances. In this case, a child attempted numerous times to flee her attacker and was returned to his care. She notified responsible adults of her abuse and was not provided aid. She did all the supposedly reasonable things that we…

“I’ve never withdrawn in my life!”

They already have. So far we’ve got a former Miss Utah, Ashley Judd and this former CNN anchor:

Back in May she stated “My father’s not a groper” when asked about a sexual harassment and assault charge filed against Trump in 1997.

Tell yourself whatever you want, sweetie. I’m not obsessing about it.

Breast milk in their ears? WTF? Did she find a weird fringe pediatrician who practices some kind of pseudopathic medicine?

An obsession, by its very nature, interferes with one’s life.

From the coverage I’ve read, many people in the neighborhood knew where they were staying because they were seen coming and going from the apartment (as one does) as well as going into neighborhood shops & restaurants. So any number of people could have said, Facebooked, tweeted, etc “I just saw Kim Kardashian down…

I’m not in any way saying she deserved it ...

They’re only 5 years apart in age. Was she in high school when this happened or was she also a young child at the time? Because little kids being curious about other kids bodies - especially opposite sex siblings -doesn’t really automatically make them sexual predators or, for that matter, even unusual.

How do they know they’re clowns and not just juggalos looking in the woods for stray Faygo?

The Indiana story is a fake. The original “news source” is a WordPress blog using a news station’s logo.

Well, she did put “nasty” right there in the name, so I suppose we should commend her on her honesty? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe it’s because I’m an old, but I seem to recall that being able to spell and verify names were once core requirements for writing professionally.