You do realize those aren’t real stories about actual details of Hanks or Aniston’s lives, right? And neither of them are people who’ve tried to have anonymity?

No, the vast majority of Chelsea Clinton articles done in the past 15 years - when she was an adult like Tiffany Trump - were not considered wrong. While there was certainly a hands-off policy when her father was in office, because she was a literal child, there really has been no issue with media stories about her as…

Why not both?

You do realize there have been all kinds of profiles of Chelsea Clinton in the past 15 years, right?

All that’s missing is “Stay sweet! Don’t ever change!”

There’s nothing being said here that isn’t public knowledge.

Ivanka’s comments basically boil down to “I don’t know her.”

Yeah, where was “I know you feel okay but, since you’re under 18, we really need to wait until we get ahold of your parent before we send you home just in case. So let’s just sit here for a minute until we hear from your family”?

I have to wonder how much of her rapid, sudden weight gain was related to stress-eating triggered by Trump. I really can’t imagine that the weight gain was her first awful interaction with him. The more I see him speak about this, the more I get the sense he sexually harassed her, she possibly rebuked him, he started…

He died at 10:30pm EDT.

What she’s probably really having done is butt makeup to eliminate tan lines that would show through a sheer dress or when wearing a bikini bottom, possibly for a photo shoot. I felt like this was more of a “See the ridiculousness behind the ‘glamorous’ life of a celebrity” photo rather than a “Cool! I’m getting my…

If you’ve chosen a lifestyle where you commonly thrust your legs into a pile of filth and excrement then, yes, I would suggest that you regularly wash your legs.

Yeah, but consider the source of these (pretty fucking wild) stories. I’m not trusting any claims from a fake husband who is demanding a huge cash settlement from a celebrity.

So “I never hit my kid. I just grabbed them by the shoulders and shook them very, very hard while screaming in their face”?

Maroon 5. Dusty Rose. This sounds like the color palette for my cousin’s wedding in 1987.

As an old, this song gives me some serious Patty Smythe & Scandal/Quarterflash feelings and I’m very okay with that.

Nothing about this makes her cool. This would be a quick pathway to a serious meeting with HR if she worked in an office full of adults. That she’s doing it with kids where she is an authority figure in an unequal power structure makes her behavior even more inappropriate and disturbing.

Only if you’ve repeated your senior year a few times.

As a believer in states’ rights on abortion, Johnson is great on defending civil rights if you’re a man.

An 18 year old adult is asking her family not to distribute hundreds of nude photographs of her as a child in an internet forum to hundreds (if not thousands) of viewers. That’s not “‘poor me’ shit”. That’s basic respect of her autonomy as a person.