It seems like you’re the one with lady problems as your ignorance about women’s bodies make it pretty clear you’ve never had contact with an actual woman.

Lindsay Lohan is NOT a girl. She is a grown woman months away from turning 30 who had her 2014 reality tv show cancelled due to her own extraordinarily unprofessional behavior and as recently as last month was doing the party circuit in Dubai.

Trust me. Nobody wants to farm your sperm. So let’s just kill you and skip right to the lesbianism.

“Aw, shit.” responded Hasselbeck’s children.

Unlike a driver’s license, the time between applying to renew your green card and the time you actually receive your new document can be extensive because bureaucracy moves at the speed of a glacier. If every legal permanent resident was suspended from work between the time they applied for and the time they actually…

Is it gluten-free?

Chicken Wings story: I’m thinking humiliation fetishists?

That’s one of the things that always strikes me when people rant about how overpaid major actors are. It’s not like they get to keep all that money. They’re not an individual, they are a small business. Out of those earnings they pay agents, a host of managers who each specialize in different aspects of their business…

No the mother is not a helicopter mom. Multiple other articles about this incident have reported that the girl and her mother specifically asked the coach if she could wear a false ponytail and the coach denied the request citing undefined safety reasons, telling the parents the girl would need to chemically relax her…

And a ride-up that extreme on shorts isn’t just because they’re on someone plus-size; it’s because the rise is cut incorrectly.

Can someone explain why a person would think it would be a good idea to reuse your Tinder pic on Linked In? Are people now getting jobs because a third-tier career connection recognized them as being swipe-rightable and DTF?

I’m pretty sure looking at that just gave me crabs.

This is the most perfect thing of the day.

No, she’s not. Other articles about this case make it clear that, while all the other girls on the team ARE white, Mykayla is multi-racial.

Except actors regularly get to use wigs and hairpieces as part of costume. That’s not an option this girl seems to be offered as, in an athletic activity like cheerleading, a long clip-in fall probably wouldn’t stay secured.

Murdering a disabled person is never the only option.

Um, no. Nobody’s rushing to Hunger Games to see Whatever Helmsworth That Is and Donald Sutherland.

So a talented male actor is a rare and indispensable thing but all female actors are essentially interchangeable? Um, yeah. That’s definitely the problem.

Well, Cruise’s Edge Of Tomorrow made $369 Mil worldwide and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol made $665 Mil worldwide while Mockingjay Part 1 - the lowest earning of the Hunger Games films - made $755 Mil. So I’m gonna go with Jennifer Lawrence.

It’s important to remember that immediately after Basic Instinct Stone was literally the biggest female movie star in the world. No one talked about it as a Michael Douglas movie. And that movie made bank. She was on the cover of every magazine and photographers followed her everywhere.