Who knew Kourtney was a Klaus Nomi fan?

Sadly the winning applicant had neither the creativity nor the self-awareness to replace herself with Hipster Barbie in her soft-focus lifestyle selfies.

A friend who works at a semi-prominent media/branding firm recently told me about their newest hire. Unlike other applicants, she had no related educational background in PR, advertising or media and no real job history but was selected largely based on the quality of her Instagram, which looked an awful lot like this.

Well, I’m pretty sure we now all know what’s in that file titled “Vacation Photos” on Detective Kelly’s computer.

Many men don’t get symptoms either.

I’m not buying that claim because you don’t get regularly tested for STIs and then not get treated for them. No medical care worker is going to tell someone they have chlamydia without immediately providing a treatment plan. And if someone is really conscientious enough to get tested every six months, it’s unlikely…

Yeah, no. That’s not really how liability lawsuits work. Whether the business is actually at fault or not, the parent can/will still file a negligence suit. The business/businesses insurer will probably settle rather than deal with a protracted legal case.

Because:

Much younger? Kristen Wiig & Riki Lindholm are 5 years apart in age.

There have been seven Batman films made in my lifetime, six Superman films and five Spiderman films, with a sixth pending. There was never this level of outcry and complaint about all these retellings.

It’s called “The Maze Runner.”

I think I may love you.

No. Not once has a project or study partner cried in front of you.

Old people. I was slapped twice in the face by an elderly woman basically as a “You can’t respond negatively in any way because you’ll look like you’re being mean to a poor old lady” move because we were out of the item she wanted. She laughed as she did it. I had another woman try to trip me with her cane as I walked…

Yes, but it’s seldom enforced.

Except you can go to the store at all hours (Why do you think 24 hour supermarkets exist? Because people with salaried desk jobs get groceries at 3 am?). And many people who work low-paying shift jobs (or multiple part-time jobs) DON’T take their kids to the dentist much because time lost from work is money lost.…

Yes, worker bees banding together rather than waiting for an unmotivated management to institute change that would lessen that management’s power IS the first step. That’s pretty much how all workplace change has been instituted ever.

Wait, this is the second horror movie called The Boy made this year?

Maybe she’s a Bene Gesserit undergoing the Spice Agony.

It’s loosely based on the Slenderman stabbing case.