Oh, no-cheese quesadilla woman.

“The public will join the festivities at newly renovated Center Court at Bell Tower Shops after the private ceremony, officiated by Rep. Heather Fitzenhagen, with photos and cake-cutting.

Happening blocks from my house at the latest trendy brewpub. Welcome to Portland. Once again we’re 5 years ahead of the next tiresome hipster trend.

“I calmly looked at her and told her that pizza wasn’t a good choice if she was trying to eat healthy, and if she would like her pizza replaced with a salad, it would be no problem.”

Yes. Yes, it is okay. The world isn’t so black & white. Sometimes not sharing the truth is an excellent thing to do for a loved one. A simple example would be answering “Do you like my new haircut?” A more complex one would be deciding to tell my mother my dying father wasn’t in pain and it was time to let him go. It…

I would be entirely fine with that. I would be excited that my friend took time to come to my wedding. Since many of my closest friends live in other states (and in some cases other continents), I’d be thrilled that they made the effort to show up. I’m a grown-ass adult. I can buy my own plates and linens.

Oooo, I like you!

Theism has quite a bit to do with humanism which is why there are specific distinctions between Christian Humanism, Religious (non-sectarian) Humanism, Secular Humanism and Modern Humanism.

Or a Lifetime Channel thriller. What’s Nancy McKeon doing these days?

Or a Lifetime Channel thriller. What’s Nancy McKeon doing these days?

Please tell me you texted back “Everyone.”

Sorry, and nothing personal, but you are a horrible human being. And I wouldn’t voluntarily expose my children to your ignorance and paranoia.

I believe Carly is probably remembering watching Fruit Chan’s “Dumplings.” Easy mistake to make.

“Stop using trimesters and start talking about seven-pound babies.”

I hope Ella Creegan had that phone number written in every truck stop men’s room stall in the state.

Or “CHRISTKILLER!!”

Brett Alderson, I would like to be your new BFF. Please advise me of the application process. I can provide references.

I think they realized that Jason may or may not have been the best filmmaker but, more importantly, would be the most difficult and introduce the most high drama to the process - exactly what a tired reality show franchise needs to draw an audience.

“Dance like you don’t need the money” needs to be a Nomi Malone quote.

For someone who says she doesn’t fetishize fat people, she sure sounds like she’s fetishizing fat people.