"Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form to Doom-Ra, the ever-living! Mwhahaha."

A lot of alcohol was drunk at the party on the forest moon of Endor. Maybe a little too much. Chewie couldn't remember how they met, or how they ended up in bed together, or even her name (Kneesaa was too weird a name to remember after that much alcohol), but sure enough, fifteen years later, Rocket arrived on his…

What's wrong with tall gamers?

But do ticketholders get an extra hour in the ball pit?

"Son, you don't regain health after spending time with Hilda here, as a matter of fact, she'll probably cause great DPS to you with something called an STD"

Rocket I'll stipulate cannot be done otherwise, and to a certain extent Groot. However Groot is one of my CGI complaints about the movie. Not on the whole, but some of the details. Like when he walks, look at the way his feet don't match the floor. But that's a minor quibble.

And yet fiddling with myself is one of my most favorite activities. I'm afraid we find ourselves at an impasse, sirrah!

"episodes, like the one where Cobra made a chain of fast food restaurants and then launched them all into space for some reason."

The only one I couldn't complete without the hint book was KQ4, because seriously, how the fuck were you supposed to know where the unicorn's bridle was? It wasn't visible anywhere on screen and there was no particular reason for it to be where it was. But apart from that, I managed. And learned a hell of a lot about…

I love that it's Robes Harry for 6 of 7 but by the last book Harry's just going casual Friday in his hoodie and jeans. Gotta be comfortable to face down Magic Hitler.

My main gripe with Kelly is that he's completely unable to draw characters with the same face (or overall structure) twice! On the whole BatDracula shenanigans, for instance, he draws the Joker as Lon Chaney once, than as a Cesar Romero/Jack Nicholson crossover next.

I'm on record with my angry befuddlement at what WB/DC has been doing, how boring I find the vast majority of DC's heroes (they're Gods more or less. Boring), etc...

But I'd really like it if the nerd-verse could just relax. The movie is happening, we're all going to go see it, it will make so much money that the JL…

If you ever want to know, with exactness, the composition of someone's moral standing, put them in a seemingly dire situation in which their own life or well-being are in jeopardy. Their actions will tell you everything you need to know. The man speaking and the man driving are weak cowards. Even if the driver's first…

"He didn't just lick it once — he wouldn't let go, and licked it in several lascivious, short little motions,"