I thought Troy Hurtubise had already cracked this...

Placeholders. Calling it now. These two character's actual names would be spoilers.

Michael Bay is the director our 10 year old selves would resemble the most if we were tasked making a Transformers film.

Miss Representation

I still get a little weirded out every time I remember that was Vincent D'Onofrio.

Sure, this is not Snyder-friendly territory here on io9. And it's certainly not friendly to Snyder's Watchmen adaptation but I still think his Rorschach was played to perfection by Jackie Earle Haley.

They pretty much got it right from the get go.

Beware the Creeper ... reimagined as a surrealistic, vendetta-driven female vigilante in 1920s Paris. A fascinating take on the character and a truly original setting for a superhero story.

Before Alan Moore stepped in, Swamp Thing was a scientist who was playing with chemicals in a swamp, the chemicals blew up, he fell into the swamp, and the chemicals mixed with the swamp turned him into a Swamp Thing.

Drawing and sculpting are two different mediums, you can't compare the two.

is that the mute bad guy from the old Superman movie?

You forgot the only one that matters.

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