I would genuinely love to have that conversation, solely because I have a big mouth and I know how much I intimidate middle class Christian white girls when I'm angry.

In the words of Russell Brand, "If she broke through a glass ceiling it was only so that razor shards would rain down on the women coming after her."

Ah, Americans citing Margaret Thatcher as a positive role model. Gets me every time.

Is anyone else SUPER bummed that they cast Amanda Seyfried in this? She doesn't have anything about her that makes me want to watch anything she's in.

Hollywood, stop trying to make Amanda Seyfried happen. She's not going to happen.

I think if you're thinking about voting Republican in Texas you should be made to watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Is the other guy Nathan Lane or has Nathan Lane just dubbed his voice in!?

Nathan Lane and Neil Patrick Harris; now THAT's a dinner party I want to go to*.

*Not a euphemism.

I love them, but between my boyfriend's huge dick (not a humblebrag..okay maybe a humblebrag) and an 11-year-old lip scar of mine that seems to hate the friction, blowjobs in our house can actually end with bleeding. Thankfully mine, but it's a bit weird nonetheless.

This is totally an American thing. I'm British, and before I had sex with my first boyfriend, he had to come and out "admit" to me that he was circumcised, like it was some huge thing. I didn't really know why it was such an issue until I realised that he was probably the only one in the school showers without…

Also I just Googled and she's 38?! What?!

I was this close to despising her character in Julie & Julia but between Meryl Streep's hilarious characterization and Amy Adams damn cute face I just couldn't do it.

How is Amy Adams so cute?!

I feel like we'd get on.

Seinfeld and home-made vegan Millionaire's Shortbread. Don't judge me.

More adaptations of Hunter S Thompson books allowed though; I even liked the Rum Diary.

God damn, Lady Gaga looks beautiful there. Can't stand her music or really anything about her, but she's incredibly striking underneath all the mad wigs and insane make up.

I feel like someone should stage an intervention for him, Burton and Helena Bonham Carter, because they all do far and away their best work when they're not working with each other. I'd love to see some Benny and Joon era Depp, and some more Fight Club era Bonham Carter!

SCIENCE, BITCH!

Is this a terrible dandruff situation or just an odd material that makes you think there's a terrible dandruff situation?

OMG WOULD YOU JUST AIR IT ALREADY

It's beautiful, in a way. Self-delusion can be quite poetic!