If I were a bakery owner, would I be able to tell Christians that I can’t make their cake because their religious beliefs go against my religious beliefs? My religious beliefs are pretty much militant atheism at this point (a reaction to hypocrisy of organized religion), but would I have any legal ground here? I’m so…

Nah they don’t really believe in Satan. It’s literally a religion about sticking it to organized religion.

Is that Hamilton the broadway show or Hamilton Nolan? I suspect the answer is yes.

Countdown until Puerto Rico is added to the travel ban

West Coast, Best Coast.

I never had a problem standing for the anthem in the past, but now it feels kind of like picking a side if a do. So my solution lately when at games for the anthem and/or God Bless America (which is absurd to play during the 7th inning stretch) is to always have a huge thing of nachos in my lap, making it impossible…

Football in LA during a hot late summer afternoon is more popular than a Trump rally.

“If only there was a major Trump Resort Puerto Rico that’d been trashed Trump wasn’t such a fucking cunt.

Nicely done!

Even holding a press conference to mention that Puerto Rico needs help is still more than Trump has done.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, and Mark Cuban have now done more to assist Puerto Rico’s recovery than the President or Congress.

u so thirsty rn

smoke and mirrors, my friend.

no, i’m more of a sweatpants man. makes the boner appear bigger.

Proportional to population. Why the fuck should Wyoming and Vermont have an equal voice to California and Texas in the highest legislative body in the nation?

I’m sorry, I just don’t see how kneeling during the anthem is disrespectful. In fact, I think it’s the perfect way to bring awareness of how the freedom that the brave men and women in the armed forces fight for is not equally distributed to the American citizens back home, without disrespecting those people. I have…

What makes you think that would make any difference? The majority of them probably couldn’t even tell you why players are taking a knee other than they hate troops, Jesus, and heterosexuals.

If Donald feels so strongly that professional athletes should stand for the anthem or be fired, he should buy a professional football team. He would earn billions making all those deals great deals he makes. Really great deals!!!