So, who’s going to be the player to give him 15 years to think this over?

I used to weld in a huge factory. The building I worked in was the last one in the whole facility that didn’t have air conditioning. I used to bring a six pack of La Croix and water it down with a shit ton of ice from the ice machine in the next building. Yeah, the air conditioned building also had the ice machine.…

Good point, but I do want there to be suffering.
Pancreatic cancer is supposed to be fairly quick, but thoroughly excruciating. I’d settle for anything, but if beggars could be choosers, I’d choose that.

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

Trump is a dipshit.

I had no idea that the people who spied on and harassed MLK still worked for the FBI.

Right? I mean I know stereotypes are bad, but boy if this doesn’t describe 90% of the trumpers on FB and Politico or Salon articles. The camo pants and the fish, too! Yep and yep.

The fish is all “leave me out of this, you dipshit.”

Oh yeah I see his regularly with people on local news Facebook stories. You know, the salt of the earth REAL Americans. Their take is that this story is all a bunch of hooey because WHERE’S THE PROOF? I don’t see any proof of this so it’s all obviously made up by Hillary and George Soros. As though Joe Schmoe from New…

You can watch Wonder Woman and films directed by Ava DuVernay, I guess, which actually doesn’t sound too bad.

That...is a terrible thing to say, even jokingly. Be glad you’re not being hit by storms, but don’t be glad that someone else is instead.

In all seriousness though, could be any other innocuous nation and would be equally as problematic. Divided loyalties don’t exist you’re bound to betray one or the other.

And Rod Stewarts stomach full of cum

I agree they should become a state, and we should help them as US citizens regardless of their statehood.

I’m pretty sure the whole ‘Pluto: Planet or No?’ debate has led us to where we are today. It used to be that there were basic facts everyone agreed on. My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. It was easy, there are nine planets, planets are cool, space is cool, we’re all on the same page. There aren’t a…

I don’t really see this, because Louis’s material isn’t really all that PC, and he’s not exactly PC when he’s off the stage either. He’s not a liberal darling like a Jon Stewart or a Stephen Colbert. Actual allegations wouldn’t require stretching the imagination all that much. The reason most of us aren’t quick to…

She’s one of the few who really does serious investigative journalism, it’s her thing