Nasty little man. Hate his cookies too. They’re shit.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Crackle.

I was born in the UK, have lived in the US for 28 years, and I can assure you that the simplest way to go from US English to UK (Southern) English and back is to follow a very simple rule:

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I have been vaping indica every night before bed for the last 3 years. For the last 3 years I have slept better than I ever did before.

It’s pretty fucked up you can’t tell whether or not I’m kidding.

Trump has made his position clear that the US isn’t going to give the Mexican government any money to help them rebuild Puerto Rico.

I’d never physically hurt someone but I can’t even begin to imagine the kind of monster I’d turn into if I had money and zero consequences for most of my actions.

The best is the hand held up by the Nazi as he is saying “wait while I explain my position”. Your position is about to be supine asshole.

“The study also looked specifically at marijuana smoking, not edibles or other forms, and it didn’t try to separate the effects of different strains or of CBD versus THC content.”

This whole thing is a bit of a humble brag. Just saying, I wouldn’t get stuck in there...

Not for the squeamish: the before shot (NSFW!)

The most expensive part was the embroidered emblems.

Almost a year later and I still can’t believe enough that temperamental twat is actually the president ... How long will this thing go on?

I imagine this is his brilliant response to pushback from his base over the DACA deal.

One day last week when I woke up to both my home internet and cellphone service being completely out. Since im pretty decent about paying my bills, I like flipped the hell out a little bit. My first thought was seriously that we’d been attacked or some shit went down overnight. Not sure I would have thought that a…

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.

Wouldn’t people in NK have to have cars to then sit in these long gas lines in the first place? Does he know anything about the country other than the are firing rockets off every so often?

Guess who Jerry Brown dated back in the 70s.