If I can buy individual channels, or same time access to shows as network broadcasts, through iTunes, I'm sold.

Good!

I wouldn't want to have a fully shampoo'd head when I find out that the hot water is /never/ getting on because someone else used it all or it's broken.

I'm not sure I'd like to be associated with Chinese villagers who want to pretend to be rich...

And one more thing... Apple is now manufacturing pancakes. We have set up an international house in order to deploy them to our customers.

I thought you were trolling at first, but I kinda agree now..

or you can just use whichever tool fits the job at any time? No reason to close ourselves to just one alternative.

I wish there was a way to return mine. I found it disgusting.

Did you even see the video? Flashlights, dude.

Yes, you do. But you don't need an expensive one. From my experience, just got to a cheap college near that is near the company you want to work for. They'll hire you from right there.

a) You don't need to unlock the phone to answer a call.

God forbid they think of creative ways to teach our children the skills they need to be productive. Standardize all the things!

Need sort orating algorithm? Why not zoidberg?

I always just say kryptonite. The job that I have right now, the interviewer just laughed and moved on.

It's Google. They like to kill popular things their users really want.

Only in the sense that ALL SYSTEMS are affected by gravity one way or another.

Nope. Bank Of America. But yeah, it'd surprise me if any other bank actually processed income before expenses for this very purpose.

Yes! This. Another effect I noticed when using debit as the pump, and while also having low balance, is that while the pump will only authorize $1, once the bank receives the final amount (which might take days!) is that it might put you under $0, and incur an overdraft fee. To add insult to injury, I've had this…

you could probably do that in a much cheaper fashion....

Well, also, he did say to not buy it... It'd be confusing if he put a link after that. Useful, yes, but a bit confusing.