That’s right, you freaking heathens. You can’t “Marie Kondo” something.

To be fair, I work in the Trades, as a material handler. My job is to pretty much pick up shit from point A and move it to point B. I make 24+ an hour, have full medical and a pension. (So It’s actually closer to 37-38hr.)

The argument is that just because someone pushes boxes, doesn’t mean they are not worth a decent…

Yeah, the Community Days are a blast. Trying to get every trainer in the country to one spot at one time doesn’t work. Local community events are a blast.

Counterpoint, the last three community day events have been a blast, and I’ve met a bunch of great new friends at raids.

FYI the “upcoming” updates have been out for almost a week.

As a sex therapist (http://www.mytherapist.info) I can tell you in my research men like lube for masturbation whether intact or not- it’s just a question of sensitivity level or not.

Another tip, something my guy loves: focus on the frenulum, at least some of the time.

These mother fuckers can take their $500 and shove it up their ass! 

Peter Capaldi and Matt Smith both deserved better than Moffat.

I rented a movie on Amazon because I was too lazy to find the DVD in my collection. I justified it to myself because the rental was in H-er D.

Objectively a terrible person. Subjective to a continued trump presidency, I would welcome President Pence this afternoon.

Any ideas how it is to be use while driving? Will just talking work if BT is connected to your car?

This is just the dumbest of takes. Companies make ads ALL THE TIME that talk about how their product helped in a life-threatening situation. Like every car company ever, for example.

Got one for my kitchen but I never use it because you can’t set timers on it :/

Got one for my kitchen but I never use it because you can’t set timers on it :/

Or... we live in a time where people can’t afford to live and minimum wage workers (like fast food employees) would have to work three full time jobs to pay average rent prices in a city. In this same time of ours, tip receiving jobs make like $3 or less an hour and tipping them let’s them feed themselves. So either…

Check your cards for unauthorized charges. If you have any, tell your bank and get new cards issued. Or just go ahead and get new cards issued if you’re trippin.

“Dragons to the east of me, Snow and walkers to the north. Here I am stuck in the middle with you...”

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

I like the MeUndies...but also the Under Armour gear.

I like the MeUndies...but also the Under Armour gear.