Ben had sex with like a million women who weren’t the nanny. Gavin had sex with like a million men and women who weren’t nannies. Why are people so fixated on that?

“WELL MY MOM SAYS I’M CUTE, SO SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.”

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

While we’re at it, can we drop this claim that “bone broth” is in any way a new or innovative product rather than something humans started making a few minutes after the discovery of boiling?

Ahh, the Jane Seymour Classic Boobs and Butts! A keepsake fit for any occasion!

Jane Seymour’s BUTTS. They look like butts. Butts here, butts there, upside down butts. Butts butts butts.

I think you’re asking an honest question, so the honest answer is a white person (e.g., the model they used) cannot by definition have an afro. If it had been “You (Yes You) Can Have Great Rag Curls” it would not have been nearly so big a deal.

I have to agree with most other commenters at this point- the Thin Man films ruullllle but I’d definitely go see Cafe Metropole because melikes myself some Tyrone Power once in a while, especially when there’s a/c.

“We have never burned and I don’t reapply”

While I appreciate her doing this, I find it curious that Chris Nolan wasn’t put in an uncomfortable position similar to this after the Aurora shooting during DKR.

I feel that way about the word curate. Really you curated those earring? You did extensive research on the artist, the materials, the style in which they were created and then carefully arranged, and rearranged them? You have extensive schooling and knowledge of all things earring that you are an expert in the field?

Has anyone read Lainey Gossip’s interpretation of the nanny situation? I’m finding it super intriguing. She’s been implying that jennifer garner pulled an ‘amazing amy’ by hiring that nanny because apparently in Hollywood, hiring a hot nanny is just a big no-no. Like she was setting Ben Affleck up for spectacular…

You’re going to tan no matter what, if you’re in the sun often. That’s not avoidable, unless you wear clothes covering your whole body.

The white means it’s working, dummies! I’m a swimmer, and I use a physical sunblock with titanium dioxide/zinc oxide on my face and shoulders because it’s the only thing that prevents me from burning when I’m swimming for an hour+. With those sunscreens, you don’t want to use so little or rub it in so much that you…

That’s a douchey picture, but it’s the unnecessary apostrophe in “peasant’s” that makes me want to punch him in the face.

My thoughts on running:

“Suicide is tragic enough, but it’s particularly bewildering when young people who appear to have it all take their own lives.”

I refuse to read this post because COOOMMMMEEE OOONN!

There’s something Virginia Woolf about these photos.