I would personally love to see a documentary about the journalist who discovered his fraud. That would incredibly helpful and maybe prevent some people from being anti-vaxx.

Dude, we are all going to die someday. Some people make all the healthiest lifestyle choices they possibly can and still die young, some people chain smoke and survive on processed food and live to be 100.

Super classy guy. Attended Wharton. Everyone agrees I’m super smart. The smartest. Not interested in losers.

A bald eagle kept landing on me while I was writing it and screeching “America the Beautiful” in my ear, it was very disruptive

That is the most American headline I’ve ever read.

My therapist would point out that when talking about some of the traumas and abuse I’ve experienced, I would be laughing, or crack jokes. She would be like: “Don’t you think that’s weird. You should examine that,” and while she is a pretty awesome lady and really helpful in so many regards, I think the reason I was…

Trump cannot math because he has the dumb.

Wasn’t there recently an article here about guys just reading into things? I mean I’m guessing that she called him out his name at least once or twice. RRF: “Let’s run into Bed Bath and Beyond. I need a new bath MATt”. Or better still, “Let’s run by the stables. I bought some new MATs for the BARNes.”

Why single out Trump, though? Have any of the nominees done the math? Have any of the dyed in the wool supporters done the math? Has Fox News done the math?

give us one piece of scientifically verifiable evidence. Evidence that holds up to scrutiny that proves being from another planet have visited. Eyewitness statements don't count. Unexplainable radar blips don't count. Things that aren't explained, aren't evidence of anything. Do that and I will believe you.

WHAT!?! I feel like I need to frame this!

You’re on TV!

I feel like she’s one of those epic fail facebook-ers who post about loving the smell of her boyfriends “colon”, wondering about what date the 4th of July falls on, or wanting to know what Obama’s last name is (or worse, referring to him Barraco Burner).

I kind of want one. I don’t have back pain or any medical problems, but I HATE how giant my boobs are. I’m a 34DD, and I hate that I can’t wear tops with built-in shelf bras or sports bras that don’t look like torture devices and cost $50+. However, I don’t have kid(s) yet, and I feel like pregnancy will fuck with…

Fewer, Hillary. it should be fewer.

Right before or after he morphed into Orson Welles?

Maybe? That would explain why he has the name of Taylor Swift’s album and also a ketchup label on his arm.

If I were hooking up with a dude (not Ed Sheeran because HARD PASS) and he took off his shirt and revealed THAT tattoo I’d be like “BYEEEE”... Like the guy I met several summers ago who wore the nude colored men’s tiny briefs from American Apparel.